Help The Children

fail to plan, plan to fail-thank you, sargent Daddy.

 

"Hot the rod, spoil the child!" Pogo, 1952.

 

".....no p*** me the left handed, three quart socket"

 

If you let the smoke out of the wire you can not get it back in

 

use this (pointing to head) before you use these (showing hands).

 

If'n ya lick it and it shocks ya, it's the hot wire.

~Jason

 

Learn how to communicate like an educated, intelligent person. If you speak like an idiot or write like an idiot, people will ***ume that you are an idiot.

 

Do as I say...not as I do.

 

.....you have to be smarter than the thing your working on......
.....if it's free,,,you want it......
......hell don't ask me,,ask my friend "jack Daniels"....
....when you ***ume,,, you make a *** out of YOU and ME....

 

Two jackstands good, two bumper jacks bad. Don't ask how I learned that one.

And the very best advice I can give anyone young or not is something that my Grand Dad stuck in my carburetor "THIMK" (sic)

 

When I was able to start helping my dad do things I must have been about 6 years old. He would always say "Now Let's Not Go Off In Our Hand Now" while doing a project !! Not until much later in life did I realize he was trying to teach me to take time and do the job right !! >>>>.

 

"When you don't have time to do it right you'll, you'll ALWAYS find time to do it over."

Frank

 

"Know when to put a sock in it or on it!";seems like sound advice.

 

I have a sign over my workbench that a old sign painter made for me,It says...THIMK.
When i do something wrong or its not going as planned i just look up and take one step back.

 

Jesus saves.........Moses invests......

 

My dad did that to me! It made my whole arm numb

 

"If you aren't having fun, you're not doing it right."

"All events that generate great stories and long-lasting bragging rights **** while they are happening."

 

THIMK? Might want to look at that sign again...

 

Wow.