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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Shaggy, Oct 15, 2009.

  1. windsor_408
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    Yeah that's a true cnandain girl there, Tough as nails and looks good under all the clothes when ya get em off...LOL
     
  2. Atomsplitter
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    If you check our profile's we usually list our occupation as "Beaver Tamer". The ladies in the US already know this...they just didn't want you guys to feel like you didn't measure up. Ask Denise......she's wise in the ways of international trade or "tit for tat", as my dad used to say.
     
  3. doctorZ
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    celine aside, you still owe us an apology for avril lavigne and sum 41. thanks for showing a whole young and impressionable generation what "punk rock" is.
     
  4. DeucePhaeton
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    LOL. I knew something was gunna happen here.
    :eek:
     
  5. ynottayblock
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    would that make Mexico...America's banana hammock?
     
  6. How about you take back Britney spears and keep her quiet and locked away and we will take back Nickelback, Avril and Sum41 to be sequestered in a trailer in the middle of a field in northern Saskatchewan?

    And while you're at it, put a sock in Ted Nugent's mouth would ya?
     
  7. doctorZ
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    OH MAN! I forgot about @#^&%@*(^#@(%#^#%^% Nickelback!!! Done and done, but why hate on the Nuge?
     
  8. Loved all of the Nuge's albums from the 70's, wore the grooves out on them when I was a kid - Wango Tango was the end for me, the start of the crap from him.

    Frankly when Ted speaks, I stop listening. Every one is entitled to their opinions, but maybe think about what you are saying before you let everyone know what a right wing wacko you are.

    That's all.
     
  9. Special Ed
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    I'm moving to where you live, assuming you also don't know what a 'snow brush' is.[/QUOTE]

    It's 28 degrees Celsius today, here. :) eh...
     
  10. banjorear
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    And what the hell's a Ski Doo?:D[/QUOTE]


    It is something you do in private on a ski slope when you have to go.

    BTW: It was snowing here in NJ this morning. So much for global warming...
     
  11. banjorear
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    Please do not forget Cat Scratch Fever. What a guitar riff, but what a tool!

    Uncle Ted..... SHUT UP!

    But you guys did give us Bob & Doug Mackenzie. I love the movie Strange Brew...
     
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  12. Was at the Monroe swap all weekend with K-member, Moses, Eagle Beak and a few others. Friday night we headed out to Speed Nazi's place. On the way back I ran a very dark orange (red light) light in front of some cops, I said " oh shit they're prolly gonna come get me for that" K-member says " well if they pull us over just tell them that the light changes to red slower in Canada cuz of the different exchange rate!" bawahahaha... Classic

    -Shiny
     
  13. And that explains why Canada is the way it is, have a nice day. For that matter, New Jersey, too.

    That said, Ted in concert is a little over the top even for me, although it was amusing when he gave Hillary the bird. After a while it was like, shut up and sing already, if I want to hear about politics I'll go put The Savage Nation on. It also was like, if you're really not using drugs or alcohol to have a good time, start behaving in a way that I can tell the difference.

    I'm surprised no one wants Canada to take William Shatner back.
     
  14. Bloated Bill Shatner is all yours now!
     
  15. sloorider
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    hopefully neither, I would not ride her:D
     
  16. DeucePhaeton
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    Some how I knew this one was coming.:cool:
     
  17. sloorider
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    Amen to Steppenwolf, and your signature is bang on...
     
  18. DeucePhaeton
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    Since we're into the giving back mode. Would you folks like to take our Govenor Granholm back Pleeeezzz.
    [​IMG]
    :mad:
     
  19. sloorider
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_QjEL0uUgo&feature=related

    Ted has it right...
     
  20. henryj429
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    5 years AFTER Polaris.
     
  21. DeucePhaeton
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    IMO. some of the neatest cars came from north of the border. I really like the 409 powered Pontiac of the early 60s. Aubrey has a couple of fine examples.

    It's great to see some at shows and have people look at the dash of an Arcadia and then look at the outside. Pause. Go back and look at the dash. Then say to the person next to them, "someone f-ed that car up":eek:
     
  22. koolkemp
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    Ok sorrybut you guys have been stuck with her and her pedophile husband in the US for years :p At least we dont hear about her much up here...unless your in Quebecistan.
     
  23. No it wasn't. An EX Canadian, who had moved to Massachusetts invented it after he moved and was living in the US.
     
  24. EnglishBob
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    An Ex Canadian---post lobotomy?
     
  25. Candy-Man
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    Guess where many of the men went on to work after the Milton production factury closed; NASA, etc.....
     
  26. koolkemp
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    Bwahahahahaha thats fucking hilarious!!!
     
  27. koolkemp
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    I am still pissed about the Avro Arrow.....and I wasnt even born till about 5 yrs after the idiots scrapped it....
     
  28. NOPE, Southern California!

    Toque - Isn't that just a goofy Canadian name for a Beanie? And Serviette is just another name for the illustrous Napkin, which was not invented in Canada

    Yeah, except it was invented in the Netherlands long before Canada decided to interject what is now the rules it is played by.



    Nah, We're the Heart and Soul, Mexico is the ASS

    So to recap, the one good thing they really did invent, the Avro Arrow, they scrapped.


    Just joshin you guys, EH. Can we keep Robin Scherbatsky and Hot Blonde Lady Doctor?

    As for Neil Young - Southern Man don't need him around anyhow
     
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  29. I heard that Denise dated these guys...

    [​IMG]
     
  30. hotrodladycrusr
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    Nope, sorry, no plaid flannel shirts allowed in my closets :p
     

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