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I partied like a rockstar at the Playboy mansion....

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Plowboy, Oct 19, 2009.

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  1. motor mikey
    Joined: Jul 17, 2002
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    motor mikey
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    from hanover pa

    Can I smell your fingers?
     
  2. milkweed
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
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    milkweed
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    from SLC UT

    Congradulations you and my old asshole boss get all the luck,he said it was overwhelming and hes still trying to take it in
     
  3. onlychevrolets
    Joined: Jan 23, 2006
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    onlychevrolets
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    you fucker....thats bad ass !!
     
  4. Plowboy
    Joined: Nov 8, 2002
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    Plowboy
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    Well, the only thing I found overwhelming was the amount of "free" booze. I figured that the trip had cost me enough money I was going to make up for it. ha ha ha
     
  5. scarylarry
    Joined: Apr 24, 2001
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    I'm just glad you wore your fancy go to the big city clothes. They must have been impressed. I'm shocked Zenor would have been a part of such monkey business! :)
     
  6. Plowboy= Legend................:eek:
     
  7. Truckedup
    Joined: Jul 25, 2006
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    I understand you can look but not touch the ladies there? So you gotta walk around for the duration with major painful wood in your trousers or hit the closets to spank one off a few times? :D
     
  8. Nads
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    Nads
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    Ha, now that's funny.
     
  9. I can testify that the street value of the Jack Daniels Aaron consumed (and subsequently bazooka-ed all over the driveway... and my shoes) more than made up for the cost of his trip.

    Funniest work-safe story of the night: Barris was there, engaging in his usual ass-grabbing lechery near the Atomic Punk. Anyhow, we passed by these two hot chicks who were pointing at Aaron's car, and one says to the other, "that's the car that George Barris built." Sleazy old perv was telling the girls he built it!
     
  10. Nads
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    Nads
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    I can't say that I'm shocked.
    I wonder if the old goat can still get wood?
     
  11. And yet folks here will defend the old liar:rolleyes:
     
  12. I wonder how bad that yellow Happy Days jacket smells... I've never seen him change it.
     
  13. Shouldn't you be writing a report or something?!~:D
     
  14. me get rite too it.
     
  15. Nads
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    He could have several identical ones, much like his Batmobiles.
     
  16. stlouisgasser
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    Man, that would be the undisputed pinnacle in a career of building cars! I am INSANELY JEALOUS! Where do you even go from here. The simple answer is......NOWHERE! It's all downhill from here. I'd love to fill out a "Request Time Off" form for work someday that would read "been invited with my hot rod to a party at the Playboy Mansion!" Anyway, you gotta be glad you went with the Hemi now! Just imagine if you had stuck a Buick Nailhead or something else non-Chrysler in the car. Great call! Congrats on the Ultimate Achievement!
     
  17. stlouisgasser
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    What a great story for the Grandkids someday..........minus several details, of course!
     
  18. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
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    flatheadpete
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    from Burton, MI

    Geez....I keep coming back. I'm gonna punch you in the fuckin' mouth next time I see ya!!
    Happy birthday, anyways.
    Bastard....very, very lucky bastard.
    Can I have your autograph?
     
  19. Aman
    Joined: Dec 28, 2005
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    Aman
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    I lucky fuck, you did you pull that off. I'm jealous as hell. I want a Playboy bunny hood ornament, damn it!;)
     
  20. dullchrome
    Joined: Jan 15, 2009
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    Didnt Bad Bob get in a bucket load of trouble for similar pics. I sure hope that nothing happens to this thread.
     
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  21. Bigdaddy
    Joined: Dec 12, 2002
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    I do not think this is the same... Bab Bobs pics were of girls who didnt know their pic was taken... pretty sure these girl can see that their pic is being taken and are used to it, just not used to getttin this much attention partially clothed!
     
  22. SinisterCustom
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    Having a wicked hotrod INVADE the resto crowd, leaving them wondering "WTF!", rules more than ever over a bunch of chicks.....
    Badass Aaron, badass......
     
  23. dullchrome
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    Partially clothed??? There are some of a girl with no clothing, at least in all of Bobs pics the girls were partially clothed. One would also say that if you are at a public event dressed ( or undressed) like that then you would "know" that your photo would be taken.

    Just saying that what is good for the goose is good for the gander.
     
  24. Plowboy
    Joined: Nov 8, 2002
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    I didn't post any nude pics, someone else snagged it off the photobucket site and posted it. But hey, thanks for inviting the drama to what was probably one of the few 7 page long drama free (but entirely entertaining) posts on the HAMB.
     
  25. skunx1964
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    no shit, stop whining dude
     
  26. ModelAPunk
    Joined: Aug 4, 2009
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    ModelAPunk
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    from Buffalo NY

    Just plain awesome. Makes a good Hood Ornament, don't ya think? haha
    I am jealous, you lucky SOB! :D
    -Steve
     
  27. uniquecoaches
    Joined: Oct 26, 2008
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    Quick somebody call the Waaaambulance and get the Morality Police on the line. Damn glad you had a good time at the Playboy mansion where nudity is fully expressed and enjoyed.
     
  28. dullchrome
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    dullchrome
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    from SoCal

     
  29. monsterflake
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    bob came back, we got love for everybody. there was a complaint, it was addressed, it's over...hugs for everybody!
     
  30. metalshapes
    Joined: Nov 18, 2002
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    That's why there is a way to Report a post, incase you see something that shouldn't be on the HAMB.

    So you dont have to mess up somebody else' Thread with Drama.
     
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