History The H.A.M.B. Family

As the gentleman just ahead said when Bruce are Mr. Squirrel post anything are I see they have made a coment on a post I'm looking at I never miss stopping to read what they have to say. Not to put down what all you other guys post. I seem to get more from what they have to say. Maybe the age.....................

 

Wait! Wait! Wait!

So how many Alliance Members are there? How many Alliance Members have HAMB cars? and How many Alliance Members understood the statistics?

 

Wow, I really need to post more....nevermind, I really have nothing worth posting.

 

Makes me think of my Jr High Math teacher who used to throw chalk at my head...... to keep me awake during Math class.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ........

 

Interesting. really makes you think

 

how do i get rid of this FNG status anyway?

 

If your bored I have two projects and some sand paper for you!!!!

 

lol. true true. If your bored on Friday Grits Im going to be cleaning out the garage. Your only a few miles away.......

 

the****** is when i try to give advice, 5 people have already said it.

 

yawn... 1 more post for me

 

I just did my own in-depth*****ysis:

24% are not wearing pants when they are on the HAMB
14% are on parole
22% think "Moon Pies" are a health food
31% think that Henry Ford preferred to be called "Skippy"
9% think that a "quick-change rear end" is a medical condition
19% are in a "witness protection" program
98% own guns
92% do not drink Papst Blue Ribbon while alone
87% drink Papst Blue Ribbon in public solely to get sympathy

 

Holy bat snot,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Iv'e been bored before, this takes the cake.

 

Thanks Mazooma, I was stumped on my math, I figured there were more who drank Papst for sympathy nor did I account for those without pants.

 

Odd that user names that start with N have almost twice the %% of zero post's @ almost 100%. What******s , didn't even post to say Hi.

 

Quote: "N) 1879 members, 1856 with 0 post, that's 98.78% WOW"


............So if your user name starts with "N" you won't post?...........

Or did Nads completely overpower everybody else into silence? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

cool

 

23.62% of FNGs use the term "Rat Rod" within their first ten posts. 37.45% of them run for the hills and never come back. 42.27% develop the necessary thick skin and become productive HAMBERS. The rest don't give a*****.

 

Send me $ 50 bucks and I will take care of that for you.

 

God Damn you are bored

 

Man, that says a lot about how much better this place is compared to "back then". It was fun, but way more and better info. on the HAMB nowadays.

 

thank you Ryan

 

Yep. It's incredible the amount of information those guys provide. Must reads.

P.S. I love reading Denise's travel posts also.

 

I think I just spent my 15minutes 51seconds reading this post.

 

63.4% of all statistics are made up.

 

what the hell does this have to do with hot rods?

 

3. Average time spent on the site in a single session by all users is 15 minutes, 51 seconds.


That's very impressive, I bet most forums don't have numbers that high!

 

I haven't a clue but I know my post count just went up by 1

RustyNewYorker and Pasadenahotrod will be along sortly. If there is ever a reward given for Most Posts/Shortest Time they will have to arm wrestle for the trophy. My money is PHR, he's got what 9,000 posts and been here a year or so.

Frank

 

I looked at who was on the HAMB once and it scared me, there were more non members reading threads than members on line.

 

What about us that drink BV and water and read a lot of BS

 

The two things I don't get in these stats.

Why would someone join the HAMB if they never post?

How could someone have 9 to 10 THOUSAND posts? Ryan I get, I guess it's kinda his job, but the others? Do they not have a life or a job? I am not knocking anything they may be posting, but wow, I lead a regular life, and about all I can spare for time on the HAMB is about 10-20 minutes a day.