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My wifes definition for the HAMB

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by bigdaddyslip, Feb 17, 2010.

  1. dirt slinger
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    Im glad to find out Im not the only one who takes that type of spousal abuse!
     
  2. plymouth1952
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    after 25 years of marrage my wife welcomes the HAMB ! lol
     
  3. BAREOOT
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    25 years ago me and the x fought about the kustoms and hot rods, i sold a chopped merc thinking i could save the marriage, did not work, so now there both gone. Damm i miss that merc.
     
  4. Adam.Perrault
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    Seriously! god forbid We look at something they aren't interested in.
     
  5. 66Newport
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    You are not alone!
     
  6. Deadbird
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    shhh! Don't tell my wife.

    Actually she wants to go to the Autorama to meet some of the HAMB characters that are influencing me these days.

    Oh, my daughter calls it Facebook for old guys. :eek:
     
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  7. mbmopar
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    My wife is all for it, but she asked me the other night ( it was a slow night on the HAMB ) and I had a thread open about something I can't recall, she just walked by the laptop, glanced at the screen, and after she read it ..."Is that
    it? Just a bunch or questions about cars?"...I chimed in "old cars, yeah".

    she's cool.:cool:
     
  8. Abomination
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  9. SchlottyD
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    My wife usually just asks "what time you comin' to bed?". She is OK with it as long as I'm not up past 3a.m. She is also happy that its not other women I'm looking at, so it is OK with her.

    NO DRUGS, NO PORN, NOT AN ALCOHOLIC, BUT I AM ADDICTED TO OLD CARS AND THE HAMB!!
     
  10. When my wife goes to bed and she hears me laughing out loud at something someone wrote, she asks if I'm Hamboning again.
     
  11. Dynaflash_8
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    amen!!!:d
     
  12. lulu7
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    I thought night time was for sexy time!
     
  13. Adam.Perrault
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    you must not be married with kids!
     
  14. My wife used to call it the "cult". Then she started going to meet and greets and parties, now she understands. Oh wait, it is a cult. :)

    JK
     
  15. ZRODZ
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    No, I think we're all married to the same woman.
     
  16. williebill
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    I joined the cult of the HAMB in 2004...
    My ex left me in 2004...
    I noticed she wasn't there anymore...eventually
     
  17. LEE 01
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    My wife is on Facebook ALL THE TIME. I do not have a Facebook account. She says this is my version of Facebook. Every time she sees me on the computer, she says, "What, are you on the Lamb again?" She calls it the lamb.
     
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  18. Verbal Kint
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    After the laundry and dishes piled up?
     
  19. 29nash
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    As long as she said it in a loving and supportive way.
    If it was patronizing or insinuating, lose her or wish you had at some time in the future..................
     
  20. tfeverfred
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    I've had people see my HAMB hat and ask what it is. I usually tell them it's a club I'm in. It sure feels like it and that is a great thing. A club with a 5 figure membership. Awesome!
     
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  21. lulu7
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    Funny you say that I am married and i have a little girl, And i am 7 months prego! :p
     
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  22. Dirtroad
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    And they say that men are all the same.:rolleyes: Women just don't understand. I have told her many times, At least I'm not sitting in some bar, with a good looking blonde. (again) That usually gets me a slap. She has her sites that she likes. I don't bug her, she don't bug me.
     
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  23. Just don't let her catch you gazing at the "Vintage Trophy Girl" thread;that would be difficult to explain.
     
  24. 392
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    i love my wife just ask me :D
     
  25. Fordguy321
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    agreed!
     
  26. THE SPEED ADDICT
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    THE SPEED ADDICT
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    Now that's some funny shit! and probibly why I'm wife free!
     
  27. r0yal
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    sounds like there is possibility of a great story behind this...
     
  28. Shagrat
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    My wife refers to it as "rust porn".
     
  29. Johnny Chaos
    Joined: Feb 27, 2009
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    My wife always asks if i'm looking at porn or car porn :)
     
  30. Its plain and simple therapy for me. THANKS Ryan for the HAMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

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