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Is your car a he or a she?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by 383 240z, Feb 18, 2010.

  1. 383 240z
    Joined: Oct 28, 2007
    Posts: 429

    383 240z
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    I've decided mine is DEFINATLY a female, Ok. I need to get this out, my 1941 chevy is a mean jealouse *****. I have had to dis-lodge her twice from my shop, Once was just to put her outside on her own wheels, in the parking lot next to my home shop So I could install some new overhead lights,. while she was there, I needed to move my 1994 GMC truck past her (kinda tight but I have done the same move 100 times) but when the 1941 was parked there she shifted her weight to kick the right rear corner of her 2x4" frame (no bed on her at this time) right into my p***enger side door, just enought to cave it in, but not enough to gouge the paint. That I chalked up to driver error, until I realized her rage, she must have thought I was putting her out to pasture. What clinched it was this Monday, I needed to bring my DD in the shop to repair the rear brakes and a leaking axle seal, (the same 1994 GMC she attacked) I loaded her on the trailer with no issue ( I was taking her to my mothers garage, not for good just needed some out of the way storage, cant leave her out side with about 25" of snow on the ground and more comming) Well she must have thought she was being sent away and I was giving special treatment to the 1994 GMC, like I said jealouse. So what is her actions???? while I was backing the trailer down Dad's driveway I had to jack the trailer to keep the trailer in the drive and my truck off the street , she punches out my trucks drive side taillight!!!! I'm positive that she was thinking that the GMC was getting her coveted spot in the shop and I was sending her away! Have any of you guys run into anything simlar? Keith
     
  2. Speedwagen
    Joined: Aug 3, 2006
    Posts: 753

    Speedwagen
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    I think there was a Mopar move about a chick car, I can't remember the name.
     
  3. carcrazyjohn
    Joined: Apr 16, 2008
    Posts: 4,841

    carcrazyjohn
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    from trevose pa

    I name my car by colors My daily work truck is a girl Silvi ,and the name fits cause these new cars are a ***** to work on ,Blacky has been a challenge but very manly Greeny ,I think is agirl Has a temperment problem .Sometimes the turnsignals work and some times they dont ,And also If she gets fired up right away ,SHE RUNS FINE AND IF SHE DON'T SHE NEEDS A CHARGE ....
     
  4. SanDiegoJoe
    Joined: Apr 18, 2004
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  5. The Hank
    Joined: Mar 18, 2008
    Posts: 779

    The Hank
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    from CO

    Grande Gringo is my car so it could be either. I'M pretty sure it's a she, aint they all?
     
  6. Harrison
    Joined: Jan 25, 2002
    Posts: 7,133

    Harrison
    Member

    Is this really happening?

    JH :rolleyes:
     
  7. Antny
    Joined: Aug 19, 2009
    Posts: 1,071

    Antny
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    from Noo Yawk

    Mine is a lesbian.
     
  8. Antny
    Joined: Aug 19, 2009
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    Antny
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    "Christine"?
     
  9. rustyhood
    Joined: Dec 2, 2009
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    Mine is for sure a she, She loves the rub down sanding m***ages, Never talks to me, I spend money on her and she hasn't handed me one beer! But I still love her! :D
    <-----Just look at her, she has her back turned to me now!
     
  10. amphicar
    Joined: Apr 4, 2006
    Posts: 153

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    That would be Christine!

    My Skyliner is a female, she is a bit of an exibitionist too, she will drop her top for crowd on any nice day! She is a one man car though, I am the only one who gets to play with her rear end or drive her hard! :eek: :cool: :)

    Whenever I see people looking under the back of my Amphi for the propellors, I always ask, it it a boy or a girl? :eek:
     
  11. The Hank
    Joined: Mar 18, 2008
    Posts: 779

    The Hank
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    from CO

    Lady Gaga?
     
  12. farmer12
    Joined: Aug 28, 2006
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    farmer12
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    This can't be happening........
     
  13. woodywagon1965r
    Joined: Feb 6, 2010
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    Lmao has to be a she ...cause somebodys always chasing her *** ...although it is a blown woody ..so now i am confused
     
  14. tdoty
    Joined: Jun 21, 2006
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    tdoty
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    Mine are boys, I don't want to have car trouble every 28 days!

    Tim D.
     
  15. Gator
    Joined: Dec 29, 2005
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    Gator
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    from Statham Ga

  16. bobjob55
    Joined: May 23, 2009
    Posts: 327

    bobjob55
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    mine is WHATEVER I say it is ... mostly neglected due to the economy ..It is a toy ... It is therapy.. it is my possession ... BUT ,,, the truck belongs to my oldest daughter ,,, and my 48 dodge belongs to my wife after I'M DEAD ....so they ARE ME .......MY blood and sweat .... they are ME .....and i'm a male ...
     
  17. John Denich
    Joined: Nov 20, 2005
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    John Denich

    I am going back to TMZ.com
     
  18. Donnda
    Joined: Dec 26, 2009
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    I thought I was the only one that had cars of a particular ***. Most of the trucks I have owned were male and most of the cars female But ........ not a hard and fast rule. Some started out male and ended up female and vice a versa but thats another story

    Donn
     
  19. Stutz
    Joined: Feb 1, 2006
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    Stutz
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    ...oh sweet jesus...
     
  20. woodywagon1965r
    Joined: Feb 6, 2010
    Posts: 351

    woodywagon1965r
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    ahh a male with lesbo tendicies
    either that or a lesbian with a strap on
    174 weiand blower sorta looks..male..lmao
     
  21. dmw56
    Joined: Jan 1, 2008
    Posts: 713

    dmw56
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    Nope, Gringo=male, Gringa=female
     
  22. Edsel_Presley
    Joined: Dec 4, 2009
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    Edsel_Presley
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    Haha, that's a great name. It fits both my car, and me!
     
  23. ChevyDevil
    Joined: Feb 15, 2010
    Posts: 73

    ChevyDevil
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    Both the car & truck are girls. I thought all vehicles/boats/planes were girls!?! The 55 definitely is female because if you don't flatter her she does all sorts of weird things including refusing to crank over until you compliment her.
     
  24. patrick66
    Joined: May 14, 2008
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    patrick66
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    Cars, like ships and aircraft, are ALWAYS "she".

    Next thread...
     
  25. temper_mental
    Joined: Oct 22, 2006
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    temper_mental
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    from Texas

    Yes I have a fleet of *****es!
     
  26. jmh
    Joined: Jun 30, 2008
    Posts: 438

    jmh
    Member

    Well..I know this is hard to believe..BUT..Are you sitting down?? Its a ......................................................................................................................................................CAR!! John
     
  27. greasemonkey060
    Joined: Dec 18, 2005
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    greasemonkey060
    Member

    Regardless the *** of my cars, I ride them very hard.
     
  28. gimpyshotrods
    Joined: May 20, 2009
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    gimpyshotrods
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    It, is an it. I think anthropomorphizing inanimate objects is silly.
     

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