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I'm a tool.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Zeke Fishburn, Feb 23, 2010.

  1. So I ditched the fuzzy dice hanging off the mirror in my 56 210 and got these instead.

    I'm a tool. I know.
     

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  2. 3wLarry
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 12,804

    3wLarry
    Member Emeritus
    from Owasso, Ok

    if you got blue dots hangin' off your mirror now...you're a tool...
     
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  3. dullchrome
    Joined: Jan 15, 2009
    Posts: 987

    dullchrome
    Member
    from SoCal

    Personally I think that if you were to rock the fuzzy dice, blue dots and a **** tail. Then and only then would you be a true TOOL
     
  4. DirtyThirty
    Joined: Mar 8, 2007
    Posts: 2,396

    DirtyThirty
    Member
    from nowhere...

    I like blue dots...I always did.
    Who doesn't like pretty colors, mannnnn....?:cool:
     
  5. I think you need the whole dice ensemble-fuzzy mirror dice, shift knob, valve caps, door lock pulls, and keychain. Don't forget your little temper-tantrum kid doll!
     
  6. you just need a lucky 13 sticker now :D
     
  7. R Pope
    Joined: Jan 23, 2006
    Posts: 3,309

    R Pope
    Member

    And dingle balls and a chain-link steering wheel and a necker's knob and *** lights and, and, oh God, I can't go on.........!
     

  8. I'm with you, I like blue dot's. Just so long as the car don't have every other gimmick known to man stuck on it as well.

    Doc.
     
  9. 56don
    Joined: Dec 11, 2005
    Posts: 10,333

    56don
    Member

    Do you have t***els hanging down from around the windshield?
     
  10. Rich1028
    Joined: Jul 12, 2008
    Posts: 222

    Rich1028
    Member

    I like Blue dots as well
    I have them on my'66 chevyII
     
  11. flynbrian48
    Joined: Mar 10, 2008
    Posts: 8,730

    flynbrian48
    Member

    Glad you lost the dice, and rock the blue dots!
     
  12. Little Wing
    Joined: Nov 25, 2005
    Posts: 7,565

    Little Wing
    Member
    from Northeast

    ...or would you rather be a fish ?
     
  13. 29hotrod55kustom
    Joined: Dec 19, 2005
    Posts: 701

    29hotrod55kustom
    Member

    i have always loved blue dots.. fond memories from being a kid at back to the 50's in minneapolis and seeing cars at night with them bright colorful neon pinkish lights..
     
  14. Pom poms, disco balls, Christmas tree lights and a snicker bar painted on the side. Then you're a tool.

    No wait, that's the recipe for douche.
     
  15. diamond dave
    Joined: Jul 18, 2006
    Posts: 458

    diamond dave
    Member

    i got dots on my shoebox. they were the only cheesey gingerbread items that i kept. i tossed the grenade shifter knob, the switchblade taped to the turn signal switch, the leopard print cover on the shifter, the ammo box shifter boot, the 8 and 13 pool balls bolted to the dash through the radio knobs, and last but not least, the giant werewolf head hanging from the mirror.i guess the p.o. was going for the shrunken head look.
    yeah, but i kept the dots. they were the lesser of the 75 evils on my car when i traded for it. and they look pretty at night too. oooooooooh! aaaaaaaaaaah!
     
  16. The werewolf head actually sounds kinda neat.
     
  17. ironandsteele
    Joined: Apr 25, 2006
    Posts: 6,168

    ironandsteele
    Member

    nothing wrong with blue dots in my opinion. they are period, and subtle/tasteful, not like half the ******** mentioned already. plus, just in general, they look cool-always have.
     
  18. PORKCHOP76
    Joined: Feb 12, 2008
    Posts: 548

    PORKCHOP76
    Member
    from iowa

    blue dots or not your prolly still a tool....





    j/k
     
  19. claymore
    Joined: Feb 21, 2009
    Posts: 896

    claymore
    BANNED

    What..... you mean you have blue dots and no graduation from high school hat t***el hanging off the mirror...... never mind I like blue dots as long as they are gl*** ones not the cheapo plastic ones.
     
  20. duste01
    Joined: Nov 5, 2006
    Posts: 1,209

    duste01
    Member

    havent heard that in years........
     
  21. torchmann
    Joined: Feb 26, 2009
    Posts: 787

    torchmann
    BANNED
    from Omaha, Ne

    (i'm just horsing around here, non of this is serious...)
    Tool used to be A tool...
    Then it was YOUR "tool"
    Then it became bragging rights to being a stud...
    Then it was a band
    Then the wimmins turned it on us and it became a *****ification of the urban male as something of no use to a progressive female but as a tool for man-ipulation and for much happy simple minded ***ual pleasure...
    still not too bad...
    So when did tool become someone so silly they could never get "used"?
    I don't like where it's heading. I think it's time to start acting like mischievous dirty old men, get back to a full stable with a satisfied girl in every port, get back to breakin fillys and huntin cougars and and and bring respect back to the ***le tool gosh darn it.
     
    Last edited: Feb 24, 2010
  22. Damn, torchmann. well said!
     
  23. Nice! I was just beating my chest and I hurt myself after reading this!
    :D

     
  24. 40FORDPU
    Joined: Mar 15, 2009
    Posts: 4,003

    40FORDPU
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    Blue dot's..okay, as long as they are gl***. Some people mentioned other "accessories" that should be dis-carded..I will add Surfer Foot gas pedal, with matching dimmer switch cover to the list..what were they thinking?
     
  25. woodywagon1965r
    Joined: Feb 6, 2010
    Posts: 351

    woodywagon1965r
    Member

    Hey i like my footy dimmer switch
     
  26. DirtyThirty
    Joined: Mar 8, 2007
    Posts: 2,396

    DirtyThirty
    Member
    from nowhere...


    THAT....is GREAT!
    haha....but, just one question.....Whadda ya mean "get back to"???
    When did we stop?:D
     
  27. The Mandrill
    Joined: Nov 11, 2009
    Posts: 191

    The Mandrill
    Member
    from Tulsa

    I get the feeling some of you might be the coolest people you know.....
     
  28. grits
    Joined: Mar 9, 2006
    Posts: 3,180

    grits
    Member

    That's some funny **** there man :D
     
  29. All of my personalities are cool
     
  30. blue beehive clearance lights in the wheel wells.
    footlong shackles and maybe airshocks,so one could run n-50 tires.:eek:
    matching mags on one side of the car, different matched set on the other.:rolleyes:
    Come-on, admit it, I can't be the only one.:)
     

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