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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by HealeyRick, Mar 6, 2010.

  1. HealeyRick
    Joined: May 5, 2009
    Posts: 573

    HealeyRick
    Member
    from Mass.

    It's Saturday night and you're at home on the H.A.M.B. Where would you have been when you still had a life? I would've been sitting in the back row of Lorenzo's Drive-in, watching the car hops and looking for a race.
     
  2. Sphynx
    Joined: Jan 31, 2009
    Posts: 1,141

    Sphynx
    Member
    from Central Fl

    Oh this is going to be good , Let me get my popcorn !!:D
     
  3. Kan Kustom
    Joined: Jul 20, 2009
    Posts: 2,742

    Kan Kustom
    Member

    Wichita International Raceway. Wichita,Kansas early 70s
     
  4. BadgeZ28
    Joined: Oct 28, 2009
    Posts: 1,188

    BadgeZ28
    Member
    from Oregon

    I don't remember:(
     
  5. Butch M
    Joined: Oct 14, 2008
    Posts: 1,657

    Butch M
    Member

    oh yea watching the eradacater pappy's 59 chevy.......
     
  6. 61falcon
    Joined: Jan 1, 2009
    Posts: 772

    61falcon
    Member

    looking for a race or girls, which ever i found first. usually a race :(
     
  7. hahaha...you said fart!!!!
     
  8. lippy
    Joined: Sep 27, 2006
    Posts: 6,860

    lippy
    Member
    from Ks

    I'd be having a real meaningful relationship with my girlfriend in the back of my 55 chevy with a six-pack on the floor. :D Lippy
     
  9. hotrod40coupe
    Joined: Apr 8, 2007
    Posts: 2,561

    hotrod40coupe
    Member

    Lions dragstrip, working on another trophy.
     
  10. truckncoupe
    Joined: Apr 4, 2009
    Posts: 1,428

    truckncoupe
    Member

    Who knows? Kicking the shit out of young punks?:eek:
     
  11. JohnEvans
    Joined: Apr 13, 2008
    Posts: 4,883

    JohnEvans
    Member
    from Phoenix AZ

    Cruzin Central Ave in Phoenix AZ. Looking for girls-race-booze.
     
  12. inlinr6
    Joined: Oct 27, 2009
    Posts: 344

    inlinr6
    Member

    Still kickin the shit out of young punks,thats what I was doing before I logged on.And probably in the back seat with someone your moms age!
     
  13. eaglebeak
    Joined: Sep 17, 2007
    Posts: 1,294

    eaglebeak
    Member

    On a Saturday night, at the drive-it-in movie, getting horizontal with anything I could con in to it. (female, of course)
     
  14. firingorder1
    Joined: Dec 15, 2006
    Posts: 2,147

    firingorder1
    Member

    45 years ago I would be at Fontana or the Beach seeing real dragsters, comp coupes, altereds etc. Tonight, as soon as I post this I will be heading out to the garage to get my outfit ready for the El Mirage season. Sorry to hear you now don't have a life.
     
  15. Throwing rocks at my neighbor,Robby Joiner...
     
  16. inlinr6
    Joined: Oct 27, 2009
    Posts: 344

    inlinr6
    Member

    Bad ass Healy,nice job.......what you doing with the SU's?
     
  17. cwayne
    Joined: Dec 24, 2009
    Posts: 220

    cwayne
    Member

    I would be trying to get a front row parking spot at Harvey's and pick up your mom...........
     
  18. K-88 ghost
    Joined: Nov 5, 2009
    Posts: 214

    K-88 ghost
    Member
    from Nevada

    All right turkey pull over.
     
  19. Flatheadguy
    Joined: Dec 2, 2008
    Posts: 2,037

    Flatheadguy
    Member

    This afternoon my Great Pyrenees ate a sock. Off we went to the vet. Gave him some meds to help it reappear. I'm sitting here watching him to make sure he doesn't puke the meds up. If the sock doesn't show up by morning, it may be surgery for him. What a way to spend a Saturday night!!
    And, no, if the sock does reappear, I will not wash it. I'll throw it out. Of course, I could always sell it on eBay. Someone will buy it!!
     
  20. watchin' submarine races.... & drinkin' sloe gin with my baby...
     
  21. Hum,,,That was the time before computers,,I was doing the same thing then that I do now,,foolin' around with hot rods! HRP
     
  22. HealeyRick
    Joined: May 5, 2009
    Posts: 573

    HealeyRick
    Member
    from Mass.

    Dude,

    My Mom passed two years ago at the age of 88. God bless you if you can still pound a keyboard.
     
  23. roddinron
    Joined: May 24, 2006
    Posts: 2,676

    roddinron
    Member

    This time of year around here, the race tracks and drive in theaters were closed, so we'd have been cruising from town to town, and hitting the hot spots like local dances, skating rinks, Eat-n-Park, or the Cadet to pick up some street race action, or some girls.
    Or we'd drive to Ohio where we could buy beer, and meet some "exotic" girls.:D
     
  24. HealeyRick
    Joined: May 5, 2009
    Posts: 573

    HealeyRick
    Member
    from Mass.

    Thanks, man. I was thinking this:

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  25. cwayne
    Joined: Dec 24, 2009
    Posts: 220

    cwayne
    Member

    Sorry for your loss, mine passed two years also but only made to 82, but not sure she remembers the last two years... sad thing.
     
  26. 5window
    Joined: Jan 29, 2005
    Posts: 9,804

    5window
    Member

    Well, ijust got in from spending the evening eating Irish food and listening to Celtic bands in honor of St. Patrick's day. A quick HAMB check, then out to the barn to feed the animals. Then a bit of work trying to figure out my new digital SLR camera and how to use my old Nikon lenses-probably hit bed about 12:30 as usual. But the, I am only 61 so you'd better ask so older dudes.
     
  27. 5window
    Joined: Jan 29, 2005
    Posts: 9,804

    5window
    Member

    So what did they give him? Something like apomorphine to make him through it up or laxatives like lactulose/cisaprde to make it slide on through? A big dog like a GP ought to be able to pass a sock-fingers crossed for you. My most interesting ingestion was a young woman who called and claimed her cat had eaten her G-string. We waited quite a while-never did find it-I wonder where she'd really left it.:)
     
  28. HealeyRick
    Joined: May 5, 2009
    Posts: 573

    HealeyRick
    Member
    from Mass.

    Thanks, no question about it. Getting old sucks.
     
  29. allyoop
    Joined: Jan 17, 2010
    Posts: 195

    allyoop
    Member
    from Michigan

    In the Summer Saturday nights are spent at the gut....still. This time of year before the ionternet I would have been right here just bored with no computer. I don't do much in the winter...probably should hibernate. I would if I could.

    Does 45 = old fart? I guess it depends on the average age on this site kind of like grading on a curve.
     
  30. fab32
    Joined: May 14, 2002
    Posts: 13,985

    fab32
    Member Emeritus

    I would be out in the shop busting my ass to get the drag car ready for opening day. Then after opening day I would be out there every night fixing what ever broke at the track or working on a buddy's car.

    Frank
     

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