Door logo/business's that are clever or...

Local automotive reconditioners in town has the logo "Best damn Headjobs in town". The local brothel is 2 doors down the street from them.

 

My uncle used to run a residential garbage service in North Canton, Ohio and he loved to mess with people. He used to give out t-shirts that said "It may be garbage to you, but it's bread and butter to me!"

There was an industrial fastener company nearby in Akron or Canton that used to give away ball caps that said "Big Studs With Heavy Nuts" and a picture of a huge bolt & nut on them.

Down here near the outer banks of North Carolina, there are a few seafood restaurants that use the usual "I got crabs at Dirty ____'s" etc. A little "over the line" in my humble opinion.

I have decided that I'm going to use the "alphabetic" prefix for my phony phone number though! My parent's number as I was growing up was "TUxedo 2-XXXX" which translated as "882-XXXX". (Anyone remember the catchy jingles on the radio that used the alphabetic phone exchanges in their little advertising slogan / song? If you grew up in Pittsburgh, you SHOULD remember "HAzel 1-7866" for Joe Ziskin's home improvement.) (That's 421-7866 for you non-Pittsburghers!)

If you want to create your own, just look at a pushbutton phone and pick 2 of the alphabetic letters that would be the first 2 numbers of your (phony?) exchange, and use a word that fits. i.e. 482-1234 could be HUdson2-1234. It'd read HU2-1234 on the door, and you could put "HUdson2-1234 on a business card or some other piece to tie it all together.

 

Why does every truck have to have something painted on the door?

 

Sam and Ella's Chicken Farm.

 

Yep, there are about 10 times more "shop trucks" around here than there are shops. (G)
Larry T

 

Because mine is going to have a flatbed on it, and a vast majority of the flatbeds that I see in old movies, magazines and old photos WERE someone's company truck... WITH a logo on the door. (And to be honest, I really don't LIKE flatbeds, but this thing has some cool patina on it, and that's the way that it is staying, regardless if someone calls it a r*t r*d or "not traditional enough", or a POS...)

Oh, and finally... because it's MINE and I can do whatever the heck that I want to with it! If you like it, that's really cool. If you don't... well, maybe there's something else out there for you to like.

 

How about a towing service with a slogan " We'll meet by Accident"

 

My Fav

 

law office of dewey cheatum and howe.

 

U.R. RANK septic tank service

 

Buster Hymen's Cherry's

 

Dicken's Cider​

"There's nothin' like wakin' to a warm Dicken's Cider"​

 

I've always been a big fan of the logo's on trucks and some funny ideas so far, keep em coming

 

Heres one in truly poor taste that i heard a long time ago . In no way shape or form would i put this on my truck but its good for a chuckle.

Bills Abortion Clinic
" You Make em , we'll take em , no fetus will beat us"

 

Your right Mac 55, Funny but I wouldn't want it on my truck...pete

 

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Barneys
"Used Dildo Emporium"

Okay that wasn't right...

 

http://customersbyreferral.com/blog/funny-slogans-and-taglines-for-business-cards/

 

On my buddy's dump truck tailgate..."We'll Take a Dump Anywhere"

 

Attention whores?

 

How about, Al's Roadkill Removal Service and Jerked Beef Cafe? Butch/56sedandelivery.

Or, Diesel Fitter, in an arc, with a pair of hands holding up and stretching a pair of frilly panties. Ya'll know, like the old joke.

 

<insert name> Donkey Deliveries, We Haul ASS!

 

Henrietta the '38 Ford pickup is lettered as a shop truck for Drake Motor Co., our local Ford dealer from 1928-1956, phone 13, which really was their phone number up until the late 40's when they went to the 4 digit format for all the numbers.

Knew of a guy by the last name of Hitt who was in the exterminating business, truck was painted black and lettered on the doors Hitt Man Exterminating with a cartoonish Mafia hit man character with a smoking Tommy gun and the slogan, "Put a Contract On Your Pests." On the sides of the truck bed below his business license number, it said, "We Have a License to Kill."

Muffler shop slogan: "Our Work is Exhausting"
Garage slogan: "We Do Open Hood Surgery"

 

Pretty much any business can use "we cheat the other guy, and pass the savings on to you"

 

I was just thinking the same thing

 

I always thought this would be great on a sedan delivery or panel truck......

SAM'S MEAT MARKET
You might lick my chops
but you can't beat my meat

 

How about "Johnson's Drilling Service...Your hole is our goal."?

 

After working out of truck with names on the door for about 20 years, Its pretty lame to me. Unless you actually have a biz with that name.

 

Camel Towing

 

The name of my shop is Miracle Design Lettering and Pinstriping , and as I tell everyone ,,," if it looks good ,,,it;s a miracle " !!!!!