All Bob has done on this trip is visit with his fellow Gnomes. Me, I want to go racin! However, my Aussie cousin ROOfus reckons the outback is a pretty harsh place and to get to the salt lakes I'd need some backbone. So.............
Hey Bones you should ditch Carps and Bob and go racing with out them. You know those Gnomes are nothing but trouble.
Mark: Bones is already having second thoughts about staying in Australia, not really about the country, he loves it here but having to put up with Carps for a year has him scared ****less. I tried to re***ure him but now he is begging to go back to the US with us on Monday. I told him to put his big girl ******* on and deal with it. We all have our little cross to bear, Carps is his. BB
Boby, I've heard Carps tell you a squazillion times not to be tellin' 'porky pies'. Truth is I'm so happy to be here hangin' with him 'coz he da man! and everybody down here knows he rocks! Hell dude, they even proclaim that sentiment on the road signs!
I'm so sad! Bob and Maggy are on the way home and now I'm all alone in Australia. Here's my last photo of Bob, before he left.
Thats coz he brung his own shiela with him. And boy did she do a damn fine job on her own when it came to atractin' the birds. Truth be told if it had a face, fur or feathers then Maggy K wuz their instant new best friend.
Might hafta get Carps to rename this thread since I'm no longer 'On Tour'. I've pretty much settled into me new digs and each day I meet more Aussie relatives, and me skills as an engine chooner are much appreciated, so I'm thinkin' I might just hang around for a bit. It rooly is amazin' how many of me relatives are already livin downunder. Here's me long lost cuzin, Woody. And me other cuzin, Rodney. Here's me 'n a few of me Aussie mates, doin' a bit of a choon-up on a Hemi. Since I did such a great job on the Hemi, they showed me a couple of other old powerplants that needed me magic touch. Once all the choonin wuz done, we loaded up the truck and headed fer da salt, where the boys had a couple more jiggers for me to choon up before some fast runnin. Whaddayareckon about me new new Aussie accent? I'm gettin a pretty good handle on the local lingo, so when I get back stateside I'll be able to hang with me old 'china plate' Croc Dundee an' nunatherestofyouse ****rels'll be able to understand a word I say.
Where ya be, Mr. Bones? Somebody drag that reprobate out into the light and get him sobered up enough to drop a line for the rest of us housebound hoodlums.
Bones, if you get this letter, wipe the scuzz off your face, slam a shot to clear your head, and drop a line here so the great unwashed m***es can know that you are alive and well (or, in your case, still dead and hungover, whatever).
Yeah Bones, what the hell! You don't care anymore about your family back in the States? Have those Aussie ****** really pervereted you that much with their sinful ways that you forget where you come from? ****, isn't anything sacred anymore???
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