WTF is a Ham Alliance anyway?

Just told the wife: "I joined the HAMB alliance".

her reply: "What the hell is that a pork fund?"

here's your sign...

 

It is the old fomula, power in numbers! Alliance Memebers support the what we see as a value, this site, the price of membership is a great investment for what I pay and what I get out of it! The discounts are just icing on the cake. I get to talk to guy with a lot more brains, and scars that I have!

Tell her you will spent less "wasted" time on your car you are going to build her!

 

You Told Your Wife ?? Wait until we show up at your house with the DONKEY !!! And it's the best $50.00 you'll ever spend !! I'm not an ALLIANCE VENDOR but you bring your engine to my shop and I'll give you the discount anyway !!! >>>>.

 

Ham Alliance....

I picture two pigs in uniforms on a WWII propaganda poster.

 

Ham Alliance..
The BEST $50.00 you will ever spend.

The info here is way worth it, the entertainment is even better, and you get a discount on stuff you buy, if you buy it.

Welcome.

 

There was a donkey?

 

We're not an alliance seller either I know we give a 5% discount to H.A.M.B. members, and 10% off to alliance members, spend a few thousand with us, or any other supporting member, and your wife will know exactly what an Alliance membership is

 

Now they tell me!!-MIKE

 

I know we were drinking a lot that night but man, I think you would remember a DONKEY

 

the new Alliance swag maybe?

 

I never got my Donkey!!

 

The H.A.M.B. alliance is money well spent.Great deals on parts from alliance vendors,plus you get that cool Alliance Member tag!!!!

 

Ham Alliance is a union between pork producers and distributors.

Now the HAMB Alliance is a totally different deal........

 

Now that's funny! HRP

 

Did not get my donkey either..just a note saying your a big enough *** as it is...

 

You were hanging out in Detroit with junior Kelly and the So What guys ?

 

The Ham Alliance is from the rougher side of Chicago that got its start in the early days of the last century.
It was born out of the stockyards as described in the great novel-The Jungle.
The Ham Alliance grew from just a couple of surly sows into the dark under belly of swine mobsters that organize and keep the flavor of bacon at an all time high.
From Subway, to BK, to "Late Night Fourth Meal" at Taco Bell, the Ham Alliance has done its darkest work at keeping Americans addicted to the succulent pork bellies and slowly killing us with its magical flavor.

 

this needs to happen!!

 

Just a quick note about Danase Detailing supply from the alliance vendor list. Bob has closed the business.

 

To clarify, you don't get the donkey, the donkey "gets" you. You've probably blocked out the experience. Most do.

 

The Old Farts' Club couldn't keep up with the donkey, so we traded it in on a goat!

 

Spook, This is some funny stuff! Very well written.

 

best $50 bucks you can spend, well maybe the exception is the chicken ranch but what do you get for 50 bucks there?

 

Something even the donkey hates.............

 

The Donkey..

 

When I first heard of this board, I was told it was the
"******" *** message board.......I still checked it out.
Glad to be here.

 

That must be the old Florida Cracker pronunciation, though there does seem to be an abundance of the lighter complected 'round these parts.

 

mmmmmmm bacon .........

 

Well after many questions and request about the donkey here goes. The donkeys name is Mr. SPIVENS and at the present time he's on a shrimp boat with Cajun Kenny making the rounds !! But if you cats wish we can arrange for him the come see you at your risk !!! >>>>.