Helped an old guy move this morning...

DUDE! Check this thread!!!

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=464534&page=3

 

Oh that's great. I cant stop laughing.

 

Does the grinder have a ***le, and do its numbers match the fuel filter? And, do you have the original build sheet or any other do***entation?

-Bill

 

Seems like a really good deal. If granddads grinder, fuel filter, and misc. '40 Ford parts don't turn up maybe I will try to pick these up as a replacement.

 

Really, Im having a hard time breathing. That is some funny ****.

 

#### Has anybody seen my Donkey ?? >>>>.

 

Is his name Donkey Hotey?

W***a matter? You getting lonely?

Maybe he is looking for this ever elusive ham and cheese sammitch..that I am still waiting for...........

 

Can I have mayo with no cheese on that cheese sandwich w/pickles???

 

I'll trade you a Big Mac for those 2 hot dogs.....


I've been waiting on this sammich now for a while, and I need to eat something..I even looked under this chick's dress..
<<<<< just a bunch of farts and yucky stuff in there. Someone told me that girls hide sausages in there somewhere..
I think they are lying. I poked around a bit, but found no sausages..


Hey while we are at it, anyone have a Cadillac jack for sale?

 

sorry guys all out of sandwich.....We'll be offering taco's and free hammers next week.....

 

What happened to that thread? Was looking a while back & couldn't find it...of course, if I remember right, the guy couldn't spell the words Cadillac and jack correctly...

Couldn't find Christian's "**** fountain" thread either, which ranks as possibly the all-time funniest H.A.M.B. thread ever.

 

Sorry I can't, those are my little brothers & as you can see one of them p***ed away during surgery for an allergic reaction to mustard
And besides I don't like Big Mac's, now if it was a double quarter pounder w/no cheese & ketchup only I may consider a trade.

No lettuce on my taco's & is the hammer br***, steel, ball-peen, claw or a sledge...joe

 

This is the guy you helped move...I heard you're selling my old grinder and fuel filter. If so, I want 'em back.

 

%%%% Nope !! We loaned the donkey Mr. Spivens out for an Alliance member party and after the 911 call he's missing !! Oh yeah I'll take the grinder !!! >>>>.

 

Ya.

I can't believe nobody asked for the one dollar bill or the licorice jar that's sitting on the table...

 

Here's the jack, I had to search through my 400+ subcribed threads: http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=210434

Christian's I think was deleted or something but go here post #523: http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=393365&highlight=500&page=27

 

I'm diggin' the table they're sittin' on!

 

Oh, sorry Bud, those are gone. Best I can do is a couple of Skoal coupons...and a Big Mac.

 

Hey, I need that third plank down on the floor (the left one) to complete the period restoration of my '32 Firestone bus. I don't have much cash, but want to trade for a cheese and pickle sandwich?

 

Subscribed!!!

Along with the "belly tank" thread, and the trailer-ed thread....too funny. Seems like we don't get as sidetracked as often around here anymore....

Thanks, Brian, owe ya one, or actually two.

Now, somebody wash their hands and make me a grilled cheese sandwich!

 

Gather 'round now boys, and listen to me.
Gonna tell ya'll some history.
'Bout a thread where a man named J
had some Ford tail-lights he was givin' away
and a grinder and a filter sttin' on a table,
He said "Come and get 'em guys, if you're able.
I'm not a stingy guy, you can share in my find.
But the filter and the grinder are MINE!"

Well, wouldn't ya know it...
The hambers didn't care,
They didn't listen to a single word that J said there.
All ya heard was "Hey...how much is that grinder?",
And "How much is the filter, and where did ya find 'er?".
J replied, "What the hell happened here?,
You guys are just a bunch of silly boys, I fear."
All J wanted was to give away some parts,
But all the hambers talked of was the filter, the grinder, a ham and cheese sandwich,
And tradin' for a burger, and how it gives 'em farts.

 

Any music to go with that? We're heading back into the studio on the 22nd of May...

 

It's all yours JJ, to do with what you want. Lots more where that came from! LOL.

P.S. - I'll trade ya even up for a bench-grinder if ya have one.

 

After reading this thread, all I can say is "Be afraid! Be very afraid!"

I laughed so hard it hurt !

 

This thread is killing me.

Too bad I don't have ham and cheese, but I did have two pastramis at the Bako Western Street Rod Nats today. $17 and I'm still paying for it.

 

I heard something about pickles!! forget the big mac, you need some hamb-burgers if you have to hold your drawers up with a rope!! have to have pickles if you make hamb-burgers, plus tomatoes, and cheese and mustard, best to pick up some hamb-burgers at the drive through where they roller skate up to the window, then they are traditional!! did someone mention giving away a grinder? No thanks but thanks for the offer, already have one. This thread is making me hungry

 

Just so this thread is somewhat helpful, the absolute best pickles EVER are Best-Maid Sour Pickles. I think they're only available in OK, TX, AR, & LA but every time I make a trip to TX I always pick up 3 of the jumbo jars. Buy the gl*** jars, not the plastic. Oh, and someone said something about mayo...the best I've ever tasted is Dukes available in the Carolinas. If it is available elsewhere...I'd like to know. And for automotive content, here are a few photos I took at the HAMB drags.

 

Cause I know y'all care:

http://www.dukesmayo.com/stores.asp

http://www.bestmaidproducts.com/index.php

Thank me later.

Oh and more on-topic pictures from the Drags.

 

Some where in this thread somebody did say they wanted the lights or whatever else he's trying to get rid of .If I were him I'd check page one.....

 

You know if you use some "dryer sheets" on that grinder it'll doll that baby up like new !!