Register now to get rid of these ads!

NEW PRODUCT: From SERET Speed & Custom....A MUST HAVE For Any REAL Hot Rodder!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by KIRK!, May 3, 2010.

  1. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,031

    KIRK!
    Member

    Hot Rod Armor© is here!

    Captain Stupid says, "Call Matt for yours TODAY!!!"


    [​IMG]
     
  2. 61TBird
    Joined: Mar 16, 2008
    Posts: 2,641

    61TBird
    Member

    Sneak peek for the next Iron Man ??? :D
     
  3. Mazooma1
    Joined: Jun 5, 2007
    Posts: 13,545

    Mazooma1
    Member

    thats one grill I won't be looking through for a closer look...

    with that much tin foil sound proofing you ought to be able to pick up "Dancing With the Stars", "Golden Girls" and "American Chopper" all at the same time......now there's a recipe for a leap off the Empire State Building!
     
  4. You guys are weird.
     
  5. VonWegener
    Joined: Nov 19, 2009
    Posts: 786

    VonWegener
    Member

    It certainly is elegant and could be worn under a tailored tuxedo.
     
  6. JeffreyJames
    Joined: Jun 13, 2007
    Posts: 16,627

    JeffreyJames
    Member
    from SUGAR CITY

  7. Justin B
    Joined: Oct 11, 2003
    Posts: 2,281

    Justin B
    Member

    nice codpiece
     
  8. Toast
    Joined: Jan 6, 2007
    Posts: 3,885

    Toast
    Member
    from Jenks, OK

    At least with all that tin foil, Aliens cant get into his brain!
     
  9. At least this time you didn't lure us in with false promises of nudity. Although in a strange way this may be more disturbing.
     
  10. scootermcrad
    Joined: Sep 20, 2005
    Posts: 12,383

    scootermcrad
    Member

    That would only work if I drove my car upside down. ??? Will Matt be coming out with a right side UP version?? Does it come with the cape and will my car actually be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound (or two)?
     
  11. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,031

    KIRK!
    Member

    yes
     
  12. scootermcrad
    Joined: Sep 20, 2005
    Posts: 12,383

    scootermcrad
    Member

    Oh... and... nice mini guitar hat.
     
  13. scootermcrad
    Joined: Sep 20, 2005
    Posts: 12,383

    scootermcrad
    Member

    SWEEEEET!!! :eek::eek::D:rolleyes:
     
  14. Too Late :eek:
     
  15. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
    Posts: 10,631

    flatheadpete
    Member
    from Burton, MI

    Better keep it lubed. Don't wanna get rusty crotch!
     
  16. chevy57dude
    Joined: Dec 10, 2007
    Posts: 9,297

    chevy57dude
    ALLIANCE MEMBER
    1. Maryland HAMBers

    OOOOHHH! Me first! Where do I get one?!?
     
  17. 2002p51
    Joined: Oct 27, 2004
    Posts: 1,362

    2002p51
    Member

    You guys have too much time on your hands!
     
  18. j ripper
    Joined: Aug 2, 2006
    Posts: 861

    j ripper
    Member
    from napa ca.

    got to kill Captain Stupid..
     
  19. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,031

    KIRK!
    Member

    Can't....he has armor!
     
  20. 3wLarry
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 12,804

    3wLarry
    Member Emeritus
    from Owasso, Ok

    I........can't.......nevermind
     
    kidcampbell71 likes this.
  21. hotrod40coupe
    Joined: Apr 8, 2007
    Posts: 2,561

    hotrod40coupe
    Member

    Looks like the return of King Tut...
     
  22. LOWCAB
    Joined: Aug 21, 2006
    Posts: 1,987

    LOWCAB
    Member
    from Houston

    I like the little guitar balanced on your head. Is the grill nickel plated or just polished? Looks like it has that nickel tone to it.
     
  23. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
    Posts: 12,031

    KIRK!
    Member

    Nickel
     
  24. Hooligan63
    Joined: Mar 1, 2009
    Posts: 1,343

    Hooligan63
    Member

    A follow up to 300?

    This..is...SERET!
     
  25. KooDaddy
    Joined: Oct 16, 2006
    Posts: 753

    KooDaddy
    Member
    from Wis.

    Kirk Bobby Flay wants to have a grill throw down be careful.
     
  26. Harms Way
    Joined: Nov 27, 2005
    Posts: 6,931

    Harms Way
    Member

    I met a guy in the 60's with an almost identical outfit,... Of coarse,.. he was drooling and talking incoherently,... but!, those pesky Martins and there Gamma rays,... never did get him !
     
  27. Are you planning to make underpants in that cape material......lock me in for 5 pairs if you are. Are you wearing underpants in that pic???
     
  28. 4tl8ford
    Joined: Sep 1, 2004
    Posts: 1,087

    4tl8ford
    Member
    from Erie, Pa

    1st gen penis protector?
     
  29. spoons
    Joined: Jan 1, 2004
    Posts: 1,738

    spoons
    Member
    from ohio

    Do you have a winterfront version??
     
  30. phukinartie
    Joined: Oct 8, 2008
    Posts: 965

    phukinartie
    Member

    Now we all know NOT to drink the bong water! Or this is the super hero we get
     

Share This Page

Register now to get rid of these ads!

Archive

Copyright © 1995-2021 The Jalopy Journal: Steal our stuff, we'll kick your teeth in. Terms of Service. Privacy Policy.

Atomic Industry
Forum software by XenForo™ ©2010-2014 XenForo Ltd.