Projects Let's remake 'Two Lane Blacktop'.

Who we gonna cast? I say Betty White as the wandering girl.
Go.

 

I want to be the Little Girl with Old Woman picked up by G.T.O.... originally played by Mellisa Hillman.

 

??? huh? there must be an inside joke there. I was actually just thinking about this today. Since I have a 55 I was daydreaming about the scene where falfa is givin' milner a hard time while he was cruisin.

Didnt think about the actors

 

That's American Graffiti not Two Lane Blacktop.

 

Jason Stathom-55' driver
Nicholas cage-G.T.O. driver
kristen stewart-young girl
The guy that played the marine in the new avatar movie-55' co-pilot

I think it would be cool, use the same cars, but with modern "street race" cars when they are street racing, like f-body's, fox body's, a new challenger or two, no "ricy" imports though.

 

Yeah, lets fuck up another classic.

I'm sure there are a couple of bucks to be made...

 

That's just it....I don't thnk it could be better. It's the perfect bad movie. The plot blows. No script. Terrible acting. But man, it rules!!

 

Haha, you know, when I think about it, you're right. They destroyed vanishing point when they remade that. And if you notice in two lane blacktop, when James taylor stops randomly on the road, and the camera is inside the car in the back seat, and he nails it and goes through the gears, and you hear the REAL sounds of a car going through the gears under load-hes gotta be haulin ass in that scene. You know hollywood wouldn't do it like that these days. in retrospect-better left alone.

 

Gilbert Gottfried as "GTO"....

 

ok, OT but, I pulled up next to a primered 55 chevy in my ole 50 club coupe. Fender to fender at the stoplight....(what are the chances that happens in a lifetime) He had a cam in it at least (nice rumble)...but i didnt care. I gunned it at the green light. I pretty much went nowhere! His eyes were all big as if he was in a real race and left on me.... I was proud as hell, was callin everyone one I knew that would "understand"! I aint afraid of no damn 55 chevy.

 

Gilbert is so funny all I have to do is think about him and i crack up! The wife HATES him! That said, TLB should be left alone. No room for improvement.

 

Classic? I guess...but I agree more with this guy opinion of the movie...

"Two-Lane Blacktop...classic or crap?"

 

Napoleon Dynamite in the James Taylor role.
I need chapstick and gotta change the jets real bad....

 

Yeah...MY wife too! He has irritation down to an art form! LoL
I do think he could play GTO though.
What Warren Oates had to "act" Gilbert could pull off naturally!

 

William Shatner-'55 driver

Larry King- G.T.O. driver

Amy Winehouse- young girl

 

Ok maybe i am wrong but that movie just sucked for me!!!! It was ok. Slow. Then great wow some drag racing!!!!!! Then the film burns up? What the fuck was that. Ok i think i could of bought some beer with that money!!!!!!! If i offended anyone well it would not be the first time. Knuck from indiana.

 

mickey rourke as the driver
ron jeremy as the mechanic
sarah silverman as the girl
sylvester stallone as the gto guy

 

If they remade the movie with those people, I'd see it. But only with those people. I would also want as much behind the scenes footage as possible. And who would you choose for the co-pilot?

 

Allright...

And Lewis Black to change jets on the '55 throughout the movie.

 

Dude, he plays with dolls....

Hahah! Just messin', but yea, I wouldn't re-make it, and i definitely wouldn't put Kristen Stewart in it! Piss poor actress.

 

put Jack Black in the GTO

 

I'll play.

'55 driver - Joel McHale
Co Pilot - Paul Giamatti
GTO guy - Crispin Glover

 

Stevie Wonder

 

I need a copy of that movie, I still haven't seen any more than clips.....I'm so ashamed.......

 

John Force as Driver
Bobby Knight as Mechanic
Will ferrell as GTO
Ru Paul as the Girl
Clint Howard as Smart ass with Green Coupe
And the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders as the random hitchhikers GTO picks up.

 

Johnny Depp (as Jack Sparrow) in the James Taylor role.
Charles Martin Smith (as Terry the Toad) Co-Pilot
Jason Alexander (seinfeld) as GTO
and yeah, Betty White as "the girl"

 

Wouldnt be any other scenes in the movie, just big John laying it on,
talkin for days....something about castrol, ford, ashlee and mustangs...

 

Zora Arkus Dontov and Henry Ford gotta be in there some where.
Barrack Obama as the guy who starts the first race.

 

Or when Fonzie turns to Potsy and says "Watch you talkin' bout Willis?!"

 

John Force 55 driver
Clint Boyer Mechanic
Don Garlits GTO
Jessica Simpson Girl
Mr T starts 1st race