Whats on your list for Santa?

I know...this is a pretty lame post....but after getting a heavy amount of Christmas catalogs in mail recently, I couldnt help but to think of what my wish list would look like.

1) P-38 or Hellcat belly tank....dont care if I have to get it off the roof Christmas morning
2) Vintage speed parts for my Chrysler 331
3) Someone to buy my 330 Desoto
4) '57 Chrysler 300 air cleaners (unrestored acceptable)
5) all memories of my ex wife deleted
6) ex wife to get fat
7) new '39 lincoln drum brakes with scoops
8) set of dimple dies
9) B-25 bomber yoke
10) early SW gauges
11) and maybe...just maybe a ho ho ho

 

I only believe in the Easter Bunny

 

All the cool old parts the gold chainers are throwing away

 

I'd ask for a Bonneville weekend

 

Santa always leaves me a lump of coal

 

Gainful Employment

 

and job security and good will toward prevailing wage

 

Not bad........Have you seen the price of energy lately

 

For people to stop talking about Christmas before Thanksgiving is even over....

 

Pre-1970 Triumph! Since JustplainJ found a badass one,I want to sell my Quad and buy one. Probably lean toward a flat-track style bike.

 

A discount coupon for my favorite call girl. Maybe like a buy 1, get 1 free

 

FUCK! That's never gonna fit down the chimmney,hahaha! Plus it won't leave any room for my stuff in the sleigh....

 

I was looking at the one for sale at the Ventura Nationals. The guy was gonna finish it and call me. But, while I wait, I thought I'd get this for now

 

World Peace. Or my Model A finished, whichever is easier!

 

Lot's of stores around here put up their Christmas displays up at the same they did the Halloween stuff. Way to early & it gets worse every year.

 

Since my heart attack I just want to stay alive......

 

That^ and someone to start repoping door latches so I can get some for my 32 sedan.

 

That my job will still be there after the Christmas break.

 

HEY! You had one less than three months ago....
oh, OK...you win...see you there next year!!!!!!!!!! (again)

 

I'm going to get under wear and socks, same as the last 46 years of Christmas morning bliss, it's a freakin chore shaking the bag pretending to guess whats in the bag, I'm a great god damn actor, Is it a welding helmet, no, is it a hemi, no, is it Michele Pheifer, no, is it 25 pounds of 50 dollar bills, no, is it 5 pounds of medicinal enlightenment, no, a map to where a mint 32 body is, no.

 

Santa isn't comming to see me this year. No reason to get my hopes up.

My exes are already fat. And the only time I have memories are when someone brings it up. Thanks for the gift.

 

My social security disability settled

 

Lake pipes, flipper caps, frenched head and tail lights, Chevy I6 speed parts, and a drop job.

 

I asked for a free weekend for me and my bother to go to the GNRS!!!! Maybe some spending money there too! And a metalflake mooneyes steering wheel.

 

Spraying the paint on my coupe.

 

Gimme some of your little elfs that do sweet bodywork!!!!!!!

 

Could use a new compressor, i would settle for inner and outer patch panels for my 27 T coupe.........PINCHER

 

Okay I'll just take a engine for my truck.....

 

Deuce Book and my intake sent to Dickster so he can rebuild and sync all the 94's.

 

Disk brakes for granddads 54 f100. ( front )

Calls from old friends.