I know it's lame, but let's see.....

Dude,

Your hula chick looks way better than mine!

 

Here are a couple of mine - both are bobbers....

 

I always hear in my head, Paul Newman singing a version of "Plastic Jesus" from the movie "Cool Hand Luke". IMHO the best movie ever made.

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my Plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car

Comes in colors, pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark, it's iridescent
Take it with you when you travel far

Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestone, sittin' on a
Pedestal of Abalone Shells

Goin' 90, I ain't scary
Cause I ot the Virgin Mary
Assurin' me that I won't go to hell

He sings it right after he hears his mother died


Conor

 

When you really stop and think about it, a rabbit's foot in a chain is a bit creepy.

 

Not on my dash, but on my parcel shelf.

 

There's one underneath the robot, cat
Paul

 

If I think about that too much I would agree. But then I think about a guy I see around town with a lowered 50’s car with skirts and dual antennas on the back. He has what appears to be a Squirrel tail at the top of each.

ROAD KILL ?

 

In MN., it is illegal to have a view obstruction between the dash and rearview mirror and I got stopped for it so the guy could give me a seatbelt violation. (At the time you couldn't be stopped for not wearing your belt but if they pulled you over for another reason they could ticket you for it.) So he used that to get me pulled over.

Just a heads up for you outlaws that may be one or two extra PBR's over the limit.

 

this is mine

 

This shift knob came with the truck when I bought it 5 years ago.I pulled everything out cause the truck was a mess. The shifter was so cool it stayed.

 

..........Got a eight ball mounted on the dash on my 39 Ford coupe.......I've always wanted to behind it instead of being ahead it......

 

Made a miniature of the truck from a Hot Wheels and bolted it to the dash. I gave it and a key to the truck as a gift to my wife. Tough to hide a full size truck for a week.

 

I keep my wife’s wedding garter around the rear-view mirror in the Camaro (better than fuzzy dice, I thought). Nothing has yet taken up residence in the Falcon. Honestly, the only thing I want attached to the dash is a New Vintage 1967-series tach in a chrome cup, though I might be tempted by one of those little cast-it-yourself Henry Ford statues they sell at the Henry Ford Museum.

-Dave

 

Captain Spaulding is nice, but I really like the decal!

 

Here is mine..."The Annointed One/ Imam Obama" himself!

 

these and the rabbits foot are cool, but some of the other things are like you say, realy lame

 

I found a small pewter clip-on emblem that says "never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly". Depicts a '50s Suburban on a two lane road.

 

My wife got him for me. He kinda looks back and forth at us as we drive. Aint he cute

 

(apologies to cadman & Family Guy) My name is Voit, dumbass!

 

Just lost my Coke all over the PC... they should make one in a Pharoah's costume!

 

I had a rubber skeleton on my dash in a previous truck. He melted in and became a permanent fixture. I now have shrunken head and a penny in a "Keep me for good luck" mount.

 

They are really nice, got one from Connecticut to swap?

 

I've had everything from three wedding garters, chrystal prism, Hartz Mallard duck chew toy, real racoon tail to 6" fuzzy dice, but my oldest is this sculpture of my first car I made with coat hangers, when I got my first oxy accetylene torches in my teens. Note oval window and wheel widths. There is a photo of the subject car in my albums.

 

I don't have a picture tonight, but mine is my "guardian tree frog"... About an inch and a half long childs toy that has lived on the Plym's tach base for five or six years now. Really lame I know, but he has seen allot of miles since the girlfriend scooped him up in a parking lot. Oh, also have one of those semi puffy red silk Chinese dangly things hanging, 'cause she is from Hong Kong, and it's the law!

 

Kindly note Tweety on the tach as well as the chain hanging down with picture..
Tweety was given to me by my daughter who passed away..
Picture is if me & her
Pontiac Slim

 

How about the crap we used to hang off the mirror, maybe a coors poptop chain?

 

i always loved this dash treatment (jessejames 54)
anyone else have any pics of norms skulls? there badass

 

I've got the same, been in the car 11 years.....scared that if i take it out bad things will happen !

 

That is badass! I used to love VWs, drew them everywhere, made clay models, etc. That is a perfect minimalism representation of a bug.

 

Speaking of lame, here's the dash of our Econoline: