My car's a porn star!! (nudity)

or quick ways to faux patina

 

is that a naughtyhyde interior? does she have all FOURS ON THE FLOOR? does it have "tuned **** injection"? sorry couldn't resist.

 

Wow..... Just 'wow'.......

 

sure ,,dont the all have a decent plot

 

One of the other jobs on a ****o set is a "fluffer". Nasty.

 

damn--beat me to it with the Fluffer coment

 

Well, most of my snark has already been posted by other guys, but I can make some contribution.

1.) Why can't I be lucky enough to have a friend in the **** industry?

2.) Devo liked Frank Zappa and got to meet him once. Zappa asked them if they started in a garage. "Why, yes, Frank, indeed we did." Zappa: "Well, that's where you belong."

3.) The longevity of Ron Jeremy's **** career gives hope to all of us middle aged fat slobs!

-90% Jimmy

 

Love the comments, what a riot! You'll go down in histry as" remember the guy who had a crotch movie filmed with his Deuce"?

Dont leave the shop door open, every neighbor hood cat will be in there sniffin the seat.

 

Memo to all rod buyers in Cali, don't forget the "scratch and sniff test".

 

I don't think the $300 would quite cover a new interior job!!

 

I used to work in the **** biz, but I could only work @30-45 seconds a day

 

hence the name.

 

best HAMB thread ever...period.

 

Cant believe this thread Keeps popping up...............

 

Don't you mean "Wow! Oh! Yeah! yeah yeah YEAH! OH! OH WOW! Yes! Right there! Yes! YESSSS! OOOOOH!!! AAAAARRRGH!!! OH! Oh! Oh yeah... Oh yeah... wow..."?

-Brad

 

lmao!!!

 

Still funny after all these years!