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How to figure curves?

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  1. d.reese
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    OK guys, how do you figure curves??
     
  2. Von Rigg Fink
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    go in low and have your foot hard on the throttle coming out...so hard that your eyes start to bleed:eek:, or you see God
     
  3. What's she wearing?
     
  4. need louvers ?
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    Generally the more of them she has and the more pronounced they are, the bigger a pain in the *** she will be...
     
  5. voodoo1
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    Oh I love summer time when the short dresses come out!!
     
  6. daddylama
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    Interpolation?
     
  7. Thorkle Rod
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    42-24-36 preferably DD cup
     
  8. Truer words have never been spoken.
     
  9. Von Rigg Fink
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    and i was thinking cars...WTF is wrong with me?
     
  10. Blue One
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    I figure curves like this :)
     

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  11. Very complex question ... rather than risk the possibility of confusing some people, I will answer this question as simply as I can.

    When the curves are absolutely correct in number, size, and location ... my pants get smaller/tighter. In the event that I am not wearing any pants, I am suddenly equipped with a rather inpressive "towel rack".
     
  12. dannyego
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    nice side ****
     
  13. r8odecay
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    You guys know my wife???
     
  14. Larry T
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    How many smart a**es on a website with 120,000 + members?
    I think we're about to find out.
    Larry T
     
  15. SHRUM
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    Always best to take a hands on approach.
     
  16. Dragon Wagons
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    Side.... = Sleevage

    Side (or Sleeve) + cleavage = Sleevage
     
  17. Ebbsspeed
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    Blue One, very nice curve result there. I'd figure that curve using the prolonged length of contact method.
     
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    Which kind, They all require different techniques.
     
  19. 38 x 26 x 34
    Just stay close to the Apex !
     
  20. Nuff Said ! I see this is about to go all wrong !
     

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  21. darkk
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    Hmmmm....one hell of a speed bump there buddy!!!
     
  22. idiggett
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    I think He has a blower under the hood of that caddy
     
  23. dannyego
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    i had to bump the one star rating up a little bit :)
     
  24. pastlane
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    It's all basic math. Some are easier to figure than others. Focus & concentration will usually get the job done.
     

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  25. hotroddon
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    How to figure curves?

    The Cube of the **** creates an angle of dangle that is conversely proportionate to the square of the hair, divided by the Bootie of the Cutie times the heat of the meat plus the m*** of the *** which gives you the direction of the erection - as long as the rhythm of motion is a constant
     
  26. you must be proud of your sister
     
  27. millersgarage
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    allright, some new words to add to my vocabulary !
     
  28. I just hope this goes for 12 pages or more
     
  29. pastlane
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    suppose I deserve that for putting up an old picture of yer mom:eek:

     
  30. need louvers ?
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    One of the best threads ever!
     
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