What Did You Do While The HAMB Was Down

Went back out to the garage and went another round with crap that doesn't fit.

 

What did I do? Well...

I broke out in a cold sweat....
My eyeballs started crossing....
My eyelids started to twitch....
I had uncontrolable gas....
My knees were to wobblely to stand....
I drank my last 3 cases of beer....
I drank the old lady's last two gallons of wine...
And then I passed out on the lawn....

So, to answer your question....

Nothing out of the ordinary.

 

Bitched a lot, than went to bed

 

Thats pretty much the same thing you do when the HAMB IS working.

 

Got back to my real job.. and stopped screwin off at work. My wife will call me and go..
"Wow you are really typing.. you must be busy." Then I tell her.. "No, not really, I'm
posting on the HAMB"

 

kept trying to wake up from a horrible dream where the HAMB wasnt working.

 

Hit the refresh button repeatedly

 

Could not get on the Hamb, so frustrating......pressed refresh only 392 times, then went to bed. What has been changed to the Hamb BTW???

 

slept:d

 

Watched Blade Runner on BluRay.

 

Tryed to do some reverse technology on a saucer I found in the woods. Need help translating the writting on the controls. Checked the HAMB before bed, it was still down, went to bed.

 

watched American Graffiti

 

Did not know the HAMB was down.

I worked on my old Mercury M-47 pickup for awhile. It was about 100 or so HOT So I took a shower and went to bed.

.

 

Winner!

 

Actually got some work done today on my real job.....until now!

 

The Hamb was out, really?

 

Same here

 

I cried a lot, but all better now!

 

Call of Duty 4 online. I shot my tv for two hours and went to bed.

 

Which time?

Learned my 401K and stocks took a Hugh hit and the Hamb was down too,,went to bed early and cried myself to sleep! HRP

 

Had withdrawals.......

 

I sat nekkid in the yard, drinking whiskey, and counting blades of grass,
by flashlight. Every time I thought about the H.A.M.B. being down, i'd
scream uncontrollably. After the police left, i went to a strip club

No, really, it could have happened

 

wow that's exactly what i did.

 

Asked my self questions like,.....

"Can you imagine a world, with no hypothetical questions ?"

And,.....

"Who was the cruel & insensitive person that decided to spell the word "LISP" with a "S" in it !,... You would think they would have had the sensitivity to spell it "LYTHP",.. so we all would have to say it the same !!!!!"

Geezzzzz,... I am really glad the HAMB is back up !

 

Going out of my mind!

 

I grabbed my bottle of whiskey, turned on the shower, and sat down...and cried until this morning...

 

Watched some guy on girl on midget stuff.

 

Broke out and watched my old tape of Videodrome.
Went to sleep unsatisfied.
Woke refreshed.

 

Some you guys are relee funne...

 

Well.....took some beaver shots of the old lady in her new crotchless panties.....look for her in Hustler next month....then it was..."Hammertime!!"