So I insulted this guy at Hamb Drags and today I got a package in the mail from him..

And I was like WTF? could it be a bomb? a dead rat? a voodoo doll in my likeness with pins sticking in it? My mind was racing.......YIKES!!!

 

????????

 

Thread is useless without explosion or implosion

 

What??

 

Aaaannnnddddd???? I hate suspense

 

It was from Chaddilac who I had accused of being an imposter or fake after finding out there are two Chaddilacs with same logo (almost), both graphic artists, pinstripers, and etc. He ***ured me he was the REAL deal.....

 

Was it a pair of fancy pants?

 

Trix is for rabbits.

 

So I slowly opened the non-ticking package and found this......

 

Gonna be alot of people pissin people off now !

 

I should've sent a bomb!

 

Very nice!

 

Damn no explosion ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Sorry Poverty just wanted to see some fireworks,Last time I insulted a guy I found a bag of burning **** on my door step,Lucky I like fire and just let it burn,

 

Musta been an "*** hat" to send you something like that. From what i've read=your posts,I would'nt think that you'de be too difficult to get along with,unless the inner crazy man showed his ugly head. I doubt it. I wish I could hang in PF! If your concerned,take it to the local PD and let them open it-Just stand back a ways!

 

Yea, Chaddilac ****s!!!!!

Send my package to Ellis!!

Nice work. Just kidding about the ****s part, not the sending one to me part.

 

So, I take back everything I said about Chad from Oklahoma who is my new best friend in the whole wide world (along with Cuzzindeke, Bobwop, Paperdog, G***erlouie, BCR, Swap Meet Cindy, Engine Pro 5X, Grouchy SS, and etc.)------

 

what a minuet will do on the keys! COOL!

 

Don't be gettin' all giddy Paul.... I'm ****ering you up for a motor deal!!

 

So far no word yet from the Chadillac dude in California-----

 

Holy ****! I also received a su****ious package in the mail today. The return address aroused extreme fear and anxiety.

After the Bomb Squad left, I decided to take the gamble and open it.

I am definitely one to follow conspiracies and am certainly a su****ious sort.

So I put on my leather welding jacket, helmet and sandblasting gloves. I placed said package in the sandblasting cabinet and using my longest set of needlenosed pliars, very carefully opened the package. ****, it was a package within a package.

more stress and concern.

I went through the entire process again.

This time I discovered it was a beautiful work of art in a very well designed home-built stainless steel frame.

Very similar to the one PF received.

Thanks Chaddilac, you are a much better fellow than Toast and Mike from Tulsa say you are.

 

Insult him, see what happens.

 

ha ha ha----no idea what you are talking about but sounds funny---

 

Yea it's pretty tough to live up to the standard they've set for me, but somehow I overcome it!!

 

I knew I should have went.

Did you have to insult him?

 

Bobwop just gave me the Stink eye! that was enough!!!

 

Ha Ha. He is one big dude, I can see why the stink eye got the job done!

 

Wait a minute here............you got a stainless steel frame?
WTF? mine was all rusty and stuff!

 

You don't have the magic stink eye!!!!!

 

I think the quality of the frame reflects the quality of the cars in the collection