Strange things at stop lights

So I was out in my T-bucket yesterday. Beautiful day. Guy pulls up in a black car with darkened windows. He says 'What year is that?" I tell him it's a fiberglass replica of a '23 T. Light changes. We meet at the next light light. He pulls up again and rolls down the window. This time he says "I've got 3 women in here which one do you want?"

Bill

 

The one with the lowest miles please

 

Pimping aint easy.

 

the one closest to being an egg, yet legal and willing

 

The one with the Grey Poupon, of course.

 

No thanks, used those models last month. I'm waiting for the new models to come out.

Doc.

 

And what did you say???????

 

Cars are easier to deal with than women.

 

Nothin against women here (some'r hot and some'r not), but I'd a told him no deal for the 23T!

 

I had a girl yell to me one time when I was driving down town Reno, NV "I'll f--- you for your car!!! I think I turned red?

 

You could at least taken one for a test drive!

 

What year were the girls?

 

And you said?

 

Customs are for pickeing them up..Hot Rds are for getting rid of em

 

Oh man I wished I had been there, I could have got someone to clean my House. I never have any luck.

 

sit down,shut up &hold on

 

I would have told him I already have one I cant get rid of.

 

I over heard a young Girl in the car next to me say "I love bald men". My brother happened to be following me in his truck, and he shaved his head at the time too, So I said "there are two of us, that's my brother behind me". I think she was embarrassed that I heard her. I'm 49 and I guess I still got it. If I've ever had it in the first place.

Doug.

 

woman pulled up at a light, gets me to roll down my window. then tells me my car was leaking something. I had the a/c on.

 

We the girls 23 and plastic too?

 

how come you didn't roll down your window?

 

Some older ladies once told me I was "gonna get bitches" with my truck at a stoplight.

 

nice!!!!

 

I was in my T and had a guy in a BMW tell me at a stoplight, "I don't know what the f*ck that is, but it's cool!" Never gets old.

 

I had a naked blonde girl with really big eyes, yell "FNG's ALWAYS pull up old threads"

 

pulled up next to a car full of girls at a stoplight with the windows down. the one in the passenger was looking right at me and said to the others "That's sooo hot!" Don't know if she meant me or the car.......Probably the car haha

 

I was picking up some soda pop at the gas station tonight, i bought my stuff and went to get in my truck and there was a lady in a suv next to my truck, i got in my truck and she said "i didnt think that thing worked" i told her i have been driving it for 9 years and its always worked!

jeff

 

Never fails. We gas up at the local with the dirt modified in the trailer. Someone always has to ask, "how fast does it go?"