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My life is crumbling around me!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ryan, Oct 4, 2011.

  1. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
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    Ryan
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    Not really. Just my servers.

    We are still compiling on the new server fellas. Things are gonna be slow this evening, but everything should work if you are patient.

    Sorry for the ****ty performance. Things are gonna get better.
     
  2. squirrel
    Joined: Sep 23, 2004
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    So did you have to bore them and grind the cranks and resize the rods and new guides and all that?
     

  3. There's your problem. New servers are always slow.

    Give 'em a few weeks, or sit in Rosie's section, if ya don't mind cig ash in your food.
     
  4. 49ratfink
    Joined: Feb 8, 2004
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    from California

    please have everything back to normal by 8:01 A.M. tomorrow. I start work at 8:00 and check work emails, at 8:01 I check the HAMB.
     
  5. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
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    Here we go with the car acronyms again... FML.

    :)
     
  6. outlaw256
    Joined: Jun 26, 2008
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    ok we will let this slow **** slide.lol BUT i do have a sleeping problem so im on the hamb at all hrs of the nite so you have till dark or alittle later to get me my hamb! just kidding i know you do your best to keep us going and i do appreciate all of your work. i love the hamb!i used to hate computers until i was told about the hamb. now im addicted. my wife even bought a laptop so i can take the hamb with us when we go somewhere.
     
  7. MrFalcon62
    Joined: Sep 9, 2010
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    That explains the speed....I thought it was just my computer
     
  8. need louvers ?
    Joined: Nov 20, 2008
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    Not to worry Ryan! This is still the best place to play on the web... Besides, when stuff goes haywire here it gives me time to actually turn out some work!
     
  9. bjinx
    Joined: Oct 7, 2009
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    Just a little bump in the road. If a slow hamb was all I had to worry about life would be rosie. OH I forgot shes in the smoking section.
     
  10. williebill
    Joined: Mar 1, 2004
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    You're getting pretty good at the scary post ***les,Ryan.First it was "closing down!"...now crumbling around you.............
    Remember what happened when people listened to "War of the Worlds" ....
    Keep this scary ***le **** up,and somebody's gonna do something really bad..
    Those Wall Street losers ain't **** compared to HAMBers without a HAMB...
    I'm gonna go load some shells,and stock up on water,just in case.........
     
  11. LANCE-SPEED
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    My IT guy always tells me to "backdoor the server" if shes cute hahaha....ha.......ha....................ha
     
  12. jipp
    Joined: Jun 20, 2011
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    its all good just vintage dial up modem speed.... :D i did have one of the first u.s robotics external modems tho that thing was crazy fast for its time hahah... still have it maybe its worth money? hah.
    if you post just be ready for data base error, got that a lot in PM.. when i try to respond to a message.. dunno if my response made it through.. so thanks for the info doc.. :)
    chris.
    chris.
     
  13. repack the chute if left hanging out it slows things down at the launch:)
     
  14. EPP
    Joined: Feb 21, 2010
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    from Oklahoma

    I am beginning to think Ryan enjoys coming up with ***les for his messages to make us all panic
     
  15. LeadSledMerc
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    Thanks for all the effort from you guys, Ryan.
    You always make it better in the end!!! :cool:
     
  16. Truckedup
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    Full speed ahead,**** the servers................Aye Coptin,she **** take much morrreee of this abuse
     
  17. Von Rigg Fink
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    from Garage

    Hey man,, no drama:D
     
  18. Harms Way
    Joined: Nov 27, 2005
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    AH NUTS !

    I didn't know we were running slow,.... I just thought I was finally getting up to speed !!!:eek::D:D
     
  19. cheveey57
    Joined: Mar 11, 2010
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    Patience is over-rated.
    But , Thanks for the heads up.
     
  20. cheveey57
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    Patience is over-rated.
    But , Thanks for the heads up.
     
  21. ferrets bueller
    Joined: May 17, 2011
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    from NW Indiana

    bahahaahhaaaaa.
     
  22. KRB52
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    from Conneticut

    Let's not get carried away here, now. Don't forget the brew and distillates as well. Oh yeah, maybe some food. :D
     
  23. axle
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    from Drag City

    No need to apologize . This site is free for so many to use, and things happen.
     
  24. Mad Mark
    Joined: Jun 23, 2007
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    I hope your IT guy is smarter than ours at work.
     
  25. SinisterCustom
    Joined: Feb 18, 2004
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    If slow loading pages or having a slow server are one's biggest "issues" in life, then maybe things aren't so bad afterall......
     
  26. Hdonlybob
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    Never a problem Ryan,
    You do a super job running/handling this forum, and any little bumps like this are well worth waiting thru...
    Cheers......
     
  27. B1gDaddy
    Joined: Aug 30, 2007
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    from aladambama

    Dude,
    Things worth havin' don't happen fast or without effort.

    I think we all take what you do for granted. Thanks!
     
  28. Raven53
    Joined: Jan 12, 2009
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    from Irwin Pa

    Ryan you guys do a great job all the time I have loved this site and a little hiccup or two sure won't upset me, hope things get better for you.
     
  29. CheapCat
    Joined: Feb 5, 2008
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    from Illinois

    Slow HAMB is better than no HAMB!
     
  30. Zerk
    Joined: May 26, 2005
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    Thanks for the headsup about the server issues, but better slow HAMB than no HAMB. Thanks for all your efforts, and you know that we're in your corner.
     

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