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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by mxwge, Jan 13, 2012.

  1. mxwge
    Joined: Dec 28, 2010
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    i introduced myself as an old fart but perhaps i may not qualify is there an old fart-o-graph or some other means to gauge eligebility.im 57 so do i qualify or am i still a punk?
     
  2. hotrod1940
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  3. Royalshifter
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  4. mxwge
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    gee thanks.
     
  5. firingorder1
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    Do people really live to be that old?
     
  6. butch27
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    You young whipper-snappers are all alike.LOL
     
  7. thats not old , your just a ****in Douche!
     
  8. desotot
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    around here you are an old punk.
     
  9. eaglebeak
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    You snot nosed young punk, I have kids older than you...
     
  10. mxwge
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    gosh, i feel younger already
     
  11. Cruiser
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    </OBJECT>[​IMG]I was luckey to find this picture of you, welcome to the HAMB Mr. Fart
     
  12. pastlane
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    Decided I was officially old today (I'm 54). Home sick from work, I wanted some honey with my tea. Brand new jar & I could not open it. I used to be the guy that could open any jar, any time. It's all down hill from here but I don't plan to fall over anytime soon.
     
  13. brianj
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    If you have never owned a new car that came without factory fuel injection, you are a young punk. If your first car came with a pair of horses, you are an old fart. If your favorite car is a mix of three different cars, several different makes and models, and a lot of time, aggravation and pride, then you are a hot rodder and age don't really matter.
     
  14. mxwge
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    oh yeah if you guys are so old here is a pop quiz. what was the name of the fuel altered driver in the 60s driver who always drove with one arm on the wheel and the other arm hanging out the window? hint he was crazy.
     
  15. brianj
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    Hm, lets see--- in 1960 i was eleven years from being born. However, if he drove with one arm out the window, I bet his nickname was eventualy something like lefty or one armed willy.
     
  16. mxwge
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  17. Royalshifter
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    He was not crazy he was Wild
     
  18. mxwge
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    go ahead you know the answer...........
     
  19. The37Kid
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    I'm 61, once belonged to the Friends of Ancient Road Transportation, with my 1912 T. Here is Willie!:) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOXDtYgPSfE
     
  20. Royalshifter
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    That was a trick question? His roadster did not have a window.....dammm you are an old fart.
     
  21. 39 Ford
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    If you are not old enough for Medicade you are only an apprentice old FART!
     
  22. 39 Ford
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    Excuse me I just made an Old Fart mistake I meant Medicare.
     
  23. Lurker McGurk
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    Excuse me, I just made an Old Fart
     
  24. Larry T
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    Get off my lawn!!!
     
  25. Lurker McGurk
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    Excuse me, I meant a New Fart
     
  26. roseville carl
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    we are not old just reliving our teenage years over n over n over n over n over
     
  27. Lurker McGurk
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    "Old" is just a state of...uh,...er,, what the hell is that saying?
     
  28. I think I will take a nap now.
     
  29. mxwge
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    ok heres an easy one .who was the bright young mechanic from florida who helped hudson kick *** in nascar in the early 50s.also, what was the name of the person in charge of hudsons " severe usage" performance parts program.hint he was later was in charge of chevrolets hipo program in the 60s
     
  30. Larry T
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    Some guy that wore a weird hat and had the Best Damn Garage in town..
     

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