I start with this--- I don't NEED it. Hell, we barely needed a second car. I just want it SOOO bad.... this is a GMC factory aluminum body laundry truck...PERFECT ADVERTISING VEHICLE FOR YOUR BUSINESS!!! mobile sign!! it is Fla. titled as pickup with current antique tag...RUNS AND DRIVES..original truck V-6 305.really solid..granny 4-spd, dually rear end.. roof can hold WEIGHT!!! 3000obo. What sort of craziness do you lust after?
I always thought it would be cool to buy a stuffed coyote urinating with its leg up .... but, sadly, I havent found one............ yet.
For us, it would be a camping/Vespa hauler sort or vehicle. Again, no real need, but damn it could be fun! Anyone else?
That just raised a little dander with the little woman---Nascar is fightin' words, it's NHRA in her family!
Almost bought a 70's hearse last year. It was dirt cheap, but the plywood coffin with swazis on it sort of scared us off. still sort of regret it. Also looked at a Flower car this year. Pretty neat stuff.
A pal of mine, Rob in Vietnam was a door gunner, He had a pet Spider Monkey named Albert,.... Albert was cool..... I want a Spider Monkey,... just like Albert . This is not Albert,.... But you get the idea. Yep ! A Monkey !
Hahaha! They are really smart creatures! When I was living in China there was a piece of road that was swarming with them. We would buy peanuts to feed them, as this was a tourist attraction and the were vendors everywhere along the road I taught a whole bunch of them [ in about 5 mins ] to "give the finger" as a thankyou [ I'd give them another peanut ] It was so funny watching all these monkeys "flipping off" the Chinese [ who had no idea what I was laughing about! ]
You had to keep an eye on old Albert,.. We all knew he could be a "Passionate lil' fella",... ,.. so you had to be ready to slap him across the room if he started to pay to much attention to your leg or your arm. They had a newbie in there crew, and they were playing cards in there hooch,.. Albert was sitting on his shoulder playing with his ear,... Albert nonchalantly steps behind his head, hooks his toes in his ears,... grabs his top knot and starts going at it,... The new kid is saying,.. whats he doing ?,..... whats going on ???, Everybody was bustin' a gut but eventually ol Albert went flying across the room when the newbie figured it out. Ya know what,.... forget it ,.... I don't think I want a Monkey anymore,..... Ah,... yeah, I'm over it.
SAM 123 - Imagine this, A custom built Coyote beer tap ! Placed on top of a counter top with a kegerator underneath, have the animal stuffed the the tail or hip joint rebuilt to be the tap handle or atuating rod to the tap handle. Attach the feed tube thru the center of the opposite leg. How much would people freak out seeing you walk up to a stuffed Coyote, put a glass under his junk, lift his tail and cold beer comes out. OR EVEN BETTER !!!! leg down tap off, leg up tap open !
We are on the same page, maybe have a vicious nasty snarl on his teeth that would conviently work to pop the caps on long necks.
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