Hot Rodders and Bikers.

Hdonlybob · Sep 5, 2012

Actually the original statement was:
"If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand"
Cheers..

BOWTIE BROWN · Sep 5, 2012

31Vicky with a hemi said: ↑

You know or you don't.
You obviously don't.
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I obvisously do . Forgot more bout bikes then most will ever know.

johnod · Sep 5, 2012

porknbeaner said: ↑

A CBX1000 is a motorcycle club?
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LOL, you got that right.

Hdonlybob · Sep 5, 2012

Not THAT is funny !!!!
Cheers......

porknbeaner said: ↑

Yea but do you wave with 2 fingers, that's what I want to know.

hey fellas back on subject and the down low wave [not to be confused with a wave that means you go on the down low], I was riding back from the HAMB Drags with the Raven in his '27. Ya know he thinks that if he isn't running 90 to nuthin' he isn't even cruisin. I lifted my hand to wave at someone and it nearly took my arm off, it blew the bugs right out of my pits.
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Smokeybear · Sep 5, 2012

I truly believe it's a camaraderie  thing. Guys that own Jeeps have the same thing where when one passes another they lift only the pointer and middle fingers to the passing jeeper. They also have the elitists that will only give the "jeep wave" to someone with the same model jeep i.e. CJ, XJ, JK, etc. Kinda like the Harley-Jap bike thing discussed here. I ride too and will give the sign to passing bikes... well most of them, to the ones doing wheelies on their crotch rockets at 100 mph I just hope they hit a pothole and wipe out.

Oh BTW, do you know the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The Hoover has the dirtbag on the inside.

porknbeaner · Sep 5, 2012

Hdonlybob said: ↑

Actually the original statement was:
"If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand"
Cheers..
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I wasn't very old the first time I heard it.

Finnrodder · Sep 5, 2012

49F1Jeff said: ↑

I think 90% of the V-Twin bikes out there are "bought not built". Another 9% are owner built from mail order parts.
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I hope that doesnt make me a 1%:er then..

porknbeaner · Sep 5, 2012

Finnrodder said: ↑

I hope that doesnt make me a 1%:er then..
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Nope by his description that would make you a 10%er.

Oops I missed the 9%/1% thing in his post, and I am pretty good at math.

BOWTIE BROWN · Sep 5, 2012

All mine are bought , then redone right .
Its the car thing thats killin me (damn galaxie)

Waddayacare · Sep 5, 2012

Smokeybear said: ↑

BTW, do you know the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
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Yea, a Harley will attract something that will suck better!

BOWTIE BROWN · Sep 5, 2012

^^^^^^^^ yep & not old bags

porknbeaner · Sep 5, 2012

Waddayacare said: ↑

Yea, a Harley will attract something that will suck better!
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Uh, that would be a bobber.

Ha come to think about it a bobber was also sometimes a sleeping bag.

crminal · Sep 5, 2012

He knows you and is acknowleging you cool avatar

Rocky72 · Sep 5, 2012

I once dated a girl that could suck start a Harley . Boy I miss her.

Hdonlybob · Sep 5, 2012

Well, as long as we are getting a little crazy here....also HD really stands for Hundred Dollars.....
As that is what it costs every time you look at it !!!
By the way, I should have added to my "What is a Biker" post....
* Someone who really knows PAIN.....as on the back of your calf from your foot slipping of the starter, or a major backfire......
Now that hurts......way more and lasts a lot longer than an tattoo !!!
Now don't get me going on about the other statements that fly around the get together's......especially about Gold Wings.....
Cheers.....

porknbeaner · Sep 5, 2012

Rocky72 said: ↑

I once dated a girl that could suck start a Harley . Boy I miss her.
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Man I would hate to eat spaghetti around her.

Hdonlybob said: ↑

Well, as long as we are getting a little crazy here....also HD really stands for Hundred Dollars.....

As that is what it costs every time you look at it !!!

By the way, I should have added to my "What is a Biker" post....

* Someone who really knows PAIN.....as on the back of your calf from your foot slipping of the starter, or a major backfire......

Now that hurts......way more and lasts a lot longer than an tattoo !!!

Now don't get me going on about the other statements that fly around the get together's......especially about Gold Wings.....

Cheers.....
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They say that diamonds are a girls best friend but sporster knee is forever.

The Arizona Old Crow · Sep 5, 2012

Us bikers are a funny bunch ! What most call pussy,,,,we call lunch ! Crow. LFFL

BOWTIE BROWN · Sep 5, 2012

Rocky72 said: ↑

I once dated a girl that could suck start a Harley . Boy I miss her.
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should have kept her & got rid of the bike .
Not trying to be funny , bikes are a dime a dozen now .

Rocky72 · Sep 5, 2012

BOWTIE BROWN said: ↑

should have kept her & got rid of the bike .
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Your right cause I still have the bike and no way to get it started. Or maybe I should have kept her for the other reason ???

Terrible Tom · Sep 5, 2012

sparkydeluxe said: ↑

Two fingers pointed at asphalt is basically saying to another biker "keep your two wheels facing down"

Why he would do it to a t-bucket I have no idea. You must have a pretty sick car to make a man forget how to count.
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Yes! Finally someone who knows.
Tom

porknbeaner · Sep 5, 2012

BOWTIE BROWN said: ↑

should have kept her & got rid of the bike .
Not trying to be funny , bikes are a dime a dozen now .
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I dunno just thinking about that kind of suction brings tears to my eyes. Thats worse than a calf man. Bwwwwwwah.

VoodooTwin · Sep 5, 2012

If you are driving your hot rod and another hot rod approaches in the opposite direction, would you;

a) wave with 2 fingers?
b) wave with 4 fingers pointed down?
c) wave with your flip-flop clad foot?
d) give a thumbs up?
e) moon the other driver?
f) snub (no acknowledgement at all) the other driver?
g) throw an empty Pabst can at the other driver?
h) flip the other driver the bird?
i) other (name it)

Hdonlybob · Sep 5, 2012

porknbeaner said: ↑

I dunno just thinking about that kind of suction brings tears to my eyes. Thats worse than a calf man. Bwwwwwwah.
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So P&B...you like the women who can suck a golf ball thru a 20' garden hose ????
Whoot Hoot !!!

Hdonlybob · Sep 5, 2012

See Below..........

VoodooTwin said: ↑

If you are driving your hot rod and another hot rod approaches in the opposite direction, would you;

a) wave with 2 fingers?
b) wave with 4 fingers pointed down?
c) wave with your flip-flop clad foot?
d) give a thumbs up?
e) moon the other driver?
f) snub (no acknowledgement at all) the other driver?
g) throw an empty Pabst can at the other driver?
h) flip the other driver the bird?
i) other (name it)
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Larry T · Sep 5, 2012

VoodooTwin said: ↑

If you are driving your hot rod and another hot rod approaches in the opposite direction, would you;

a) wave with 2 fingers?
b) wave with 4 fingers pointed down?
c) wave with your flip-flop clad foot?
d) give a thumbs up?
e) moon the other driver?
f) snub (no acknowledgement at all) the other driver?
g) throw an empty Pabst can at the other driver?
h) flip the other driver the bird?
i) other (name it)
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i) other

Farmer finger--hand at 12 o'clock on steering wheel, raise index finger to oncoming car.

b-body-bob · Sep 5, 2012

porknbeaner said: ↑

Actually its almost funny if it were not so sad but they call people that ride bicycles "bikers" these days. The term actually has lost meaning.
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I always called myself a "bikeist". I learned early on that I'm way too stupid to ride two wheels with a motor. Strictly pedal power for me.

Waddayacare · Sep 5, 2012

porknbeaner said: ↑

They say that diamonds are a girls best friend but sporster knee is forever.
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Ain't that the truth. I still get a twinge in my knee whenever I think about my '74 XLCH.

The Arizona Old Crow said: ↑

Us bikers are a funny bunch ! What most call pussy,,,,we call lunch ! Crow. LFFL
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Ha Ha!

Just another thing civilians won't understand.

31Vicky with a hemi · Sep 5, 2012

This suck starting and golf ball thing is OK and sure better than sporster knee and a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. But when you have to pull the sheets out of your ass when she's done,, now that's a keeper

porknbeaner · Sep 5, 2012

b-body-bob said: ↑

I always called myself a "bikeist". I learned early on that I'm way too stupid to ride two wheels with a motor. Strictly pedal power for me.
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I was told from a very very young age that it was easier to ride a scoot then ride a bicycle. Having done both I tend to agree.

Hdonlybob said: ↑

So P&B...you like the women who can suck a golf ball thru a 20' garden hose ????

Whoot Hoot !!!
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Well I did have a couple of lady friends that were in the business, in the past. They used to feed me and that was a pretty good thing.

I met a gal once in a bar that insisted that she could blow up a 5.00x16. She was pretty good lookin' too, but I went home with the homely gal, there just isn't room in my life for two people filled with that much hot air.

Ya know what I used to hate was when people called me hippy, I do admit that like right this minute I did usually need a haircut. I never really liked hippies, but I did always like hippy chicks.

Traditions Racing · Sep 5, 2012

johnod said: ↑

LOL, you got that right.
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In line 6 cylinders are HAMB friendly right?

Honda CBX for those that might not know. I was in Honda's Private Tech School in Moorestown N.J. back in the late 1970's, we were there for Turbo Technology for the new Turbo and fuel injected twin 500 coming out. After class the instructor asked me and 1 other guy if we can keep a secret. Of course we said yes, not knowing where he was going with this, but we can tell by the look on his face, he was dead serious.

He takes us to this really secured room down the end of a dark hall. Inside the room was a CBX, even the magazines hadn't seen it in person yet. Enough O/T for one day.

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