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Hot Rods The year was '96, Marshal and I were doin blow off some Japanese trannys

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by SPEEDBARRONS, Apr 27, 2013.

  1. bustingear
    Joined: Oct 29, 2002
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    Funny! Your outta control.....
     
  2. Thumper
    Joined: Mar 7, 2005
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    LMAO.....damn...
     
  3. indyjps
    Joined: Feb 21, 2007
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    Well, the truck found you, its like a lazy eye stripper, you let it hang around and kick it a few bucks when you feel obligied. What's the plan, due to its torrid past and bad memories do you let it languish in unfinished project hell? slap it together, ride it hard as a frankenstein? Or is this the beginning of a great build?
     
  4. n847
    Joined: Apr 22, 2010
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    Consider this your reminder...do the after thing, when the herons are done will you be updating this build, will it use the hated chasis, or a stocker? I'm not sure what advise to give you on the ducks, they just have terrible attitudes when it comes to other peoples feelings!
     
  5. I was here then,,it's still gibberish. HRP
     
  6. haha that was rad.
     
  7. Dale Fairfax
    Joined: Jan 10, 2006
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    I'm about as traditional as it gets (being 75 years old and following the hot rod scene since 1949-50) and I don't see anything remotely trad about this nonsense. I don't know why so many fell compelled to dignify such moronic bull shit with a response.
     
  8. tfeverfred
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    Yet, you look, click, read and respond.:confused:
     
  9. well said ! LOL ! I love Speedbaron's posts ! All things come full circle. If you owned it once , you'll most likely own it again !
     
  10. SPEEDBARRONS
    Joined: Aug 23, 2004
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    You've just played your hand sir, you've tried to show that your old postman like authority to bully your way into this room, beat your chest into how you've seen it done (49-50) I build to 2013 spec, it's fun exciting, I cut in line and expect you to say something, if you don't I think what an idiot, sure I drive antiquated 4 bangers that only do 85, but this sir is an article about the unwashed coming home, it keeps happening to me, cars, bikes, buildings, salmon tunnels, you name it, Dug is the only guy I now well into his 90's he still chases women, can drink just enough to become flowery, start fights, finish wars, him and his ilk are where we live, get out of your rocker, come live the future, my dog is a flying monkey, can you all keep up with him, jeez I better turn down that infernal modernist Tommy Dorsey, my 75 year old plastic surgeon neighbor can't hear his JFA album playin.

    As an interesting side note, my firetruck made it to Germany, the boys are driving drunk thru the village carrying on like true ImageUploadedByTJJ1367174167.346687.jpg Americans


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  11. BillWallace
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    Fear & lothing in Seattle,invite Lawarance WelK & & the Blues Brothers,take the ferry home to your island in the sky.
     
  12. 1964countrysedan
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    from Texas

    I would like Dug; Dale maybe not so much...
     
  13. Dirty Dug
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    Bring that little beast over, we'll stretch the cab to take a 36" inseam and add cup holders for a pair of 40s. Then we can go visit your geriatric neighbor for some good old Lawrence Welk or maybe some Mitch Miller sing-along. You know how much I like me some sing-along....
     
  14. Joe King
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    I'm with HRP and that other ole guy, this is BS! Hot Rodden is serious business. I was born in a Ford factory right next to a pile of flathead reject parts. They called me traditional Joe when I was crawling around the factory floor. So I know hot rods and that you prep school drop out is no hot rod. But don't worry when I get back in the state I will stop by and help you fix it.
    Get your check book out cuz my years of knowledge ain't free.
    Good day my friend help is on it's way
     
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  15. As Robert Plant put it: "I don't think it was anything Karmic".
     
  16. You should use this a couple dozen more times.
     
  17. marshall
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    from tacoma/wa.

    Noooooooo
     
  18. I lurked for a couple years before joining... I totally didn't get these types of threads, which is probably why I waited to join. Now, they seem nostalgic.
     
  19. I SMELL SMOKE
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    That was my impression. If not please explain.
     
  20. oh, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !
     
  21. falcongeorge
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    from BC

  22. Jay Tyrrell
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    You sir are no Hunter S Thompson.
    OSR
     
  23. SPEEDBARRONS
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    Frame steel fell out of the back of a truck and into mine ImageUploadedByTJJ1367853212.542456.jpg


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  24. Squablow
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    I was sure this was a 10 year old post that got bumped back up to the top. Just like the old days.

    And on a related issue, how come I was not aware how good Dokken is until this weekend? Somebody dropped the ball on that one.
     
  25. 49ratfink
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    from California

    I guess this is supposed to be funny. I'll try again later.
     
  26. OLLIN
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    Thats like ww2 era stuff correct? pretty cool. what are you going to make?
     
  27. nice!
     
  28. jesse1980
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    This thread has me flabbergasted!
     
  29. SPEEDBARRONS
    Joined: Aug 23, 2004
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    Outanowhere, I'm just screwing with the truck, the ducks, they've been hassling me, herons aren't afraid of shotguns anymore, it's up to the Danes to correct them, now an owl wants to live here, I can't take care of all this crap, it's not harrypotters, I checked, so what, now I gotta trap squirrels for him?, I'm an owl wizard master.this thing like to bitch at me, when you turn on 4 1/2 angle grinders, do you hear women screaming? I do

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  30. F&J
    Joined: Apr 5, 2007
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    No, just look for roadkill, squirrels, rabbits, whatever, Owls will tear at it like paper.

    See , now this IS car related.
     

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