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here i sit broken hearted...
came to shit, but only farted...

 

fn AWESOME! lmao

 

Latex allergy??

 

Dang, Slim Whitman just passed away. There goes our first line of defense from invading Martians.

 

Math Haiku

For right triangle,
hypotenuse squared equals
sum of squares of legs!

 

Craigslist can be a pain if no one is watching the ad on a regular basis.

It IS frustrating to attempt contact and get no response.

If the duck is from wisconsin, is he a cheese quacker??

 

Too many locked threads, we need more DELETED threads, how about this one.

 

No, don't shut it down, I find it interesting!

 

ME EITHER!! I call my son...lol

 

If a bear shits in the woods, does anyone hear it?

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Maybe you have to play it cool and use the "wait 5 days rule"


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If I look up and see a flock of ducks flying in a "V" how can I tell what kind of ducks they are?

Doc

 

Vy a Duck? Vy not a cow or chicken? ..
Is that a U boat? Nah, dats notta my boat..Chico, one of four..

 

when my dog read this, she laughed so hard she piddled on the floor. i had whack her with a rolled up newspaper, now we're both sad.

 

I carried a watermelon.

 

Must be one of those days, at work today one of our customers emailed me asking if we could cover a specific load for tomorrow. I emailed back "Should can to do it tomorrow". They followed up with a phone call.

 

So I should try cotton underwear instead?

 

Deep thoughts by Jack Handy

 

Oh most definately!! Crotch rot not pleasant...

 

How come most birds have a pecker and ducks only have a bill? Is it because they are so foul?....

 

I think I may try some dryer sheets . . .

 

How do a duck from Tennesee go?

Quack quack, y'all....

 

OMG, yes...lol.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

 

Ha ha ha ha

 

2300 views and nobody's offered the OP a hug yet?
Y'all are a mean bunch ...somebody in Ohio go touch this guy

 

this guy will do it . . .

 

Them frenchfries potatoes uuhhhmm

 

Why so many



Lately?

 

My, my, my, the wisdom of so many of my contemporaries. Please be sure that I share your sentiments.

 

When buggs bunny says:whats up duck?
Is he talking to Duffy or Elmer