Event Coverage The Official 2014 Meltdown Drags #5 thread, vintage drag meet, July 18,19&20 Byron IL

That a boy 59lark! No sissy slush boxes. Hope your going, I'd like to check out your "Studeshaker".

 

Thanks Scott, it does ok. My grandfather gave me the car in stock form and it was a project with my dad and I that we put together. We have racing it for 20 years now.

Now that I know how young Mike is I really am going to have watch out, he is going to be tough and out to kick ass and take names.

Jon

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Haha ill give It my all but its all in fun just can't wait to see all the cars! Ill be overwhelmed haha.

 

lmfao

 

Hey Scott, you know one of things we Southern boys enjoy the most about the Melt Down Drags..., the CANADIAN BACON!

 

Are you calling me fat again...?Cause we talked about this earlier,Ric.
Some of the things you say are just so hurtful.
I think you need to go buy a puppy or something.Maybe start small with a goldfish.Lol!

Scott


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Actually,if you get by my pits in time,you won't get any Canadian bacon,but you just might get a refreshing Canadian BEER!

Scott


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Looking forward to tipping a few back with you, and all my brothers from other mothers.

 

Them north of the border beers are known to put hair on ones chest......lots of it

 

It's gonna be hilarious man.I can't wait for July.
Pretty sure all my lights are gonna be super slow from staying up all night hanging out and partying with you nincompoops!
I hope nobody in the town of Byron plans on getting any sleep for three days!Lmao!

Scott



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It is indeed yummy stuff Brother!

Scott


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Man Joel has been pretty quiet lately, I'm afraid he's using his time wisely, and putting the super tune, & a diet plan on his 55 9/16 Chevy. Joel the crazy thing is, you only gotta drop 131 lbs, and your big fat five, is lighter than Johnny's "Rotund Orange" Chevy II+II+II+II+II+II+II and so on and so forth.

 

I think Joel is tryin to figger out how to get that big ol heavy mopar trans into his
chiverrolay... cuz the bolt holes are way off

 

You guys better make good on this...

I brought 10 dozen beer last year and had to start giving it away by the case. Still came home with 4 dozen. I guess I was in the religious God fearing alcohol-is-the-devil born again ex alcoholic section.

Gave Belina a case and then he started following me around for more... All good as I got Tacos in the Free Trade agreement. Then there was Rusty's kid... poor lightwieght had 2 beer and the last we saw of him he was crashed in the lawn chair. Kids today... no stamina

Got to warn you gomers worried about your wieght... I don't bring any of that low carb crap. So you rotund ones better factor on being a few hundreds slower for the next day. Of course by then that bright green light at the bottom of that really skinny thing with all the pretty colors on it will feel like a light saber going through your adled brain... Reaction times might have to be measured in minutes.

 

A couple years ago, one of my customer/friends from New York (Bill Trovato of BTR), went to Canada to race in some fastest street car events. He brought back some Canadian beer, and sent me a couple cases. I gave it to the guys in the shop for our taco Friday deal. One of the guys is a pretty big dude, we call him Mr. Grande, and he can put a few beers away. He had two Canadians, and was "wrecked"! Half the other guys had one or two, and couldn't find the nose on their faces. They're always asking when I can get some more.

 

Yep, I'm playing "modify the scatter shield" too. The one that fit the Nash, doesn't fit th Jerico.

 

Yeah , i have been silently watching all the activity. I am probably gonna pull the doors off my Heavy Cheby and go nuts with the hole saw this week. I also got a little present in the mail this week for Shannon, just got to make some adjustments to him before i post. I will be showing up to the Meltdown with my A game. Don't worry boys, im ready for WAR!

 

He made those trans holes line up real good when he droped in that hemi......
OOOOPPPPPPSSSS........tell me I didnt spill the beans
Do I owe a buck??

 

Look for the Canadian flags flying in the pits. The Canadian invasion plans are based on victory through incapacity rather than superior firepower...

 

My dad gave me little bladder just like his, so I don't drink beer, I just rent it for a short time, so I should be good for several. Also bringing some other thirsty Panneton's, and who ever else wants to tag along, so we'll help you put a dent in it.

 

Shhhh-porcupine-semi-hemi-mystery-rat-motor, Get that S%^& right Johnny!

 

Damn! I knew it! All this time I've
stroking the key board, Engine Joe has been sharpening his tomahawk, and putting war paint on his 55.625 Chevy.

 

Johnny needs to put a 4 spd. Hydro in his car, then he can have the worlds fastest 4000 lb. Nova

 

???? is this a euphamism for ??? .... something like Koop's shifting exercises ?

 

I was saying, that I should replace the keyboard at hand with a 9/16 wrench, and get back to work on our Hot Rod. You'll not fine any videos of me on Youtube, fist pumping before I even make a pass against someone. However, I may be guilty of some video'd fist pumping after I've reminded one of the Northern Ninnies how bitchen a set of '56 Chevy tail lights is.

 

Northern Ninnies....?
Just you wait Ric,someday I'll be back with a car that's actually FAST,then you'll be wishing you hadn't been dissing our fine quality bacon and whatnot.....

Southern Slackjaw....

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Yeah........what he said ^^^^^^

 

I feel like I should say something about how our Dad can beat up his Dad now Johnny.....Lmao!

Fuck this is fun!I can't think of another bunch of socially retarded tools that I would rather hang out with and break things and drink and swear and do Meltdown-y things....Lmao!

You fuckers are the best!

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I wasn't gonna EVER admit it, but this is shit talk'n, and if I have to eat any of my words, I'm gonna need plenty of "Canuck Coors" to wash it down with, AAANNNDDD, I'll have to tow back again in 2015 to try an save face. I have really been trying to control my self, but then, me, and I take over, and start whispering bad shit in my ear, and the next thing ya know, I got my chest all puffed out slinging shit in every direction like a crazy ass zoo monkey. It was you bunch of temptress's that start it all!, multi-dog daring me to come out! So now ya gotta endure THE WHOLE FRIGGEN ENCHILADA..,SONSABITCHES!..,WHO'S NEXT IN LINE FOR SOME NECK SLAPP'N!!???..,ahhh shit, here we go again..,