The Jalopy Journal
#1 Ever try sitting on the throne while managing a laptop and a cup of coffee?
Use a good quality, 1/2" wide, 18 tooth bi-metal blade (Lennox is a good brand). A good blade will last a long time. Go easy with it, dont bog...
Pete Finlan anyone????
Attention all Hodads and Gremmies: This Saturday 9/15/07 is the annual Wavecrest Woodie Show at Moonlight Beach, Encinitas CA. Website:...
Me and my family did a cross country road trip in our '76 Dodge van from So Cal to Saranac Lake, NY. I was 14 at the time and remember the news...
Center caps look like PI - "Parts International". They were a big parts supplier in the Volkswagen days back in the early '80s.
Canary will work too...
Climate is nice. Been here since '72. Lots of growth. Too many Beemers, Hummers and Rovers though. As long as the yuppie newcomers stay away from...
"Don't let your hot dog stand." "Don't let your popsicle stick."
A few more - "You're so nervous and puckered up you couldn't pass a greased BB." "Quit socking your butch." (same as punching the clown)...
"F@&* you and the horse you rode in on." "Like herding cats with diarrhea..." "He's out there wandering around lost like a goat in a hail...
Little OT but that reminds me of a story from a fellow that worked on the Fomoco line putting interiors in Pintos back in the seventies. Whenever...
Just for kicks install the handlebars upside down and let the upside down footrest become the seat. Becomes a chopper, kind of. Just one of those...
I'm with usmc50lx - covertly lay some 2 X 4's (10' or 12' long) spanning across the street so they must slow down and cannot swerve around them....
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