Because then he couldn't THROW UP his MTV hand SIGNS. Do you have a VINTAGE SWIMSUIT? Would you mind POSING in it?! Show us your FALCON......we all know YOU HAVE ONE. Is it HARD to pick your NOSE without that extra finger? When I say I have a 350 in my 58 CHEVY does that CONFUSE your COMPUTER? haha this is the best intro in a while. Oh and I like Chevelles so don't let them get to ya........unless you plan on that mullet. Business up front, party in the back! Hood slidin like BO DUKE. xxx Brandy
Hey where did you pick that chevelle up at? I have a friend that had one like that. Glad to see you have thick skin and can take a good ribbin. Welcome to our little demension of insanity. later shawn
Everyone always has one "just like it" Picked it up down the street from me (about half a mile from where I live) in Schnecksville PA.
hey man, I also come from team chevelle hahah Dude, that town name fuckin kills me, has waynes world, mullets, air shocks and 80s hair bands all rolled into one ....funny shit!!!!!! Scot
dude, the shocker fuckin rules. I have to say thank you for bringing back memories of my 8th grade street gang - the stinky pinkies. We fought with the one-eyed willies. May your stay here be a good one
I am not sure if you look cooler with your thumbs hooked in the pockets or throwin the shocker y0. But either way, sagged khaki is so the way to go when you're showin the side pipes to your peeps.
Breeder come pick up your kid he keeps shittin on the floor and dry humpin the dog. I want my $$$ back.
Man you couldn't have picked a better finger to lose. Left hand ring finger.... wish I was missing mine sometimes. Welcome...
aww man this guys no fun. I havent sen people give a FNG shit for a while and what does this guy do he takes it. Its more fun when they scurry away and hide. I think you'll fit in here. nice rides. do you rock dokken while driving the chevelle? bahaha ok I have coffe on my computer screen again. This is the best intro thread in a long time.
Now why'd you go and do that to the most perfect east-side redneck Chevelle I've ever seen? Those Appalachian Hillbillies got a lock-down on that look... Anyway, it was WAY cooler in green with sidepipes and Keystones, all your buddies are just too nice to tell you. Welcome.
Man, you're right, it sure does........ Crazy quote from Mad Max kid goes here......(I don't have one)
Hey man, welcome aboard. The guy we bought our house off of lost his ring finger in a motorcycle accident. When I shook his hand it freaked me out because he was like a Simpson. Then it dawned on me that he was permanently prepared to deliver the shocker. Be careful throwing gang signs in Allentown. The Chevelle may be quick, but it's not fast enough to dodge bullets.
Just saw this and boy is it some funny shit. He's getting a flaming like we haven't seen in a while. Welcome aboard! Larry...quit talkin about my BIG discount! Clark
BBut ya told me to...ya told me to...ya told me tooo... I ain't never seen a flame job this long...the kids' hangin' tough.
I KNEW THAT I SAW YOU SOMEWHERE!!! I remember washing my hair and seeing you.... Whoah!!! Same hand and hair cut!
Man- "Yessir, I need a fuel pump for a 78 Chevy 350." Kid at the counter- "Does is have duel exhausts?" Man- "Uh, yeah." Kid at the counter- "Does it have cloth seats?" Man- "I need a fuel pump......" Kid at the counter- "Well, my computer is asking this...." Man- "Don't make me come over this counter, kid....." Kid at the counter- "Sorry sir, but does your truck have a work box in the back of it?" Man- "Why you little, just give me a %#$% fuel pump for a SBC......" Kid at the counter- "What about power windows....."
Always glad to see young'uns get in to this stuff! welcome aboard, and nice rides ,but you should have kept the chevelle as it was, shag is kool!
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