Hey Jim! Shame on me! I forgot your Birthday was Dec 23rd,hope it was happy and the gifts were some fun goodies!
Happy Birthday, Jim! BTW: I don't know what you'd really like to have as a birthday present, but I hope you get it. Me? I'd settle for a visit by Jessica Simpson and her boots... http://www.spike.com/video/jessica-simpson/2674849 <----- Check it out! C'mon, birthday!!!
Thanks guys ! I went to get my allergy shots and the wife made me a homemade apple pie ! Like they say , I am just another day older and deeper in debt ! OH well ain't we all ! BTW , you sure can send Jessica Simpson over to me anytime but I don't think the wife will go for it BUT send her over anyway ! Take care and hope everyone has a Fantastic Christmas ! Jim
I really hope Jessica doesn't show,I would hate to see Jim in the Dr's office saying "Help! it's been over 4 hours!"
How true! I asked my Dr. about that once, and believe me, you don't want it to go more than four hours...
Eric, Eric, Eric..... First you want cleavage, then you want Simpson legs and boots..... What you really need is a girlfriend or a really good blow up doll!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy birthday Jim , hope you had a great day . Oh and that Jessica tramp.... she's only only fun for the first couple hours my friend, 'cos she don't cook, clean or change out her own oil and filters ! . .
Now matter what you say or do , I have the BEST wife a man could ever ask for ! She's a GREAT cook , enjoys cars , been married for 27+ years and she puts up with me ! Since I don't work anymore , I do the house cleaning and don't mind it a bit . She's the one working so that's the least I can do ! There isn't much she hasn't let me get over all these years , I do go to the bars and I am a home body unless I am helping someone with their car or out fishing or hunting . BTW she loves to fish too and baits here own hooks and gets the fist off as well ! Yep I am just damn plain Lucky to have such a great wife so why would I really mess up a good thing with another women for a hour that would kill me anyway ! BTW don't need the blue pill and if it would stand strong for 4 hours then I will be in the movies ! Happy Holidays to all ! Jim
Jim, I guess you meant to say " I don't go to bars". Yes you are a lucky man, as I am also, been married 37 years.
A good wife is a blessing these days,23 years with mine, 18 wasted years total with the previous 3 rejects.I will hit 65 this Tuesday the 28th,does that make me the resident "Ol' Fart" ?
It probably does Jeff, I'm just 60 but I've known my wife for 44 years and we've been married for 41 years. I think the only reason she's stayed with me is because I bought a 56 Fairlane right after we met.
Yes I meant I DON'T live in the bars instead of being home . Yes I am lucky but this is my second one . My first wife was my high school sweetheart . Everything was great until we got married . Then the chain came out and then there was no friends , no race car . Now I had a lot of friends , drag raced my 69 Super Bee , bowled in summer and winter leagues , fished and hunted a lot . Now she knew all this the 4 years we dated before we got married . Then it was always down to her moms house and then I could drag race , fishing took too much time and hunting , well that did it right there . I have been hunting and fishing all my live and cars was close behind them . I had a close friend that she didn't like for some damn reason . Anyway when she *****ed enough about my drag racing on the street , this was the 1970's , so I said fine I will weld in a roll cage and race on the drag track only . Well that wasn't good enough either so I ended up getting rid of my Super Bee and about 6 months later got rid of her ! I ran around and got wild for 3 years till I met my now wife and have been happy ever then And the rest is history ! Jim
haha! neat story Jim, I also had to have a " practice run" and managed to get it RIGHT the second time .
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