Ok guys, so it's the last few hours of life as we know it!, The End of the world is going to be here at 6:00 tonight. But since I don't plan on leaving, any of you would want to leave me your car, just sign the ***le over to me. I will take good care of it till you come back. Just don't come back as a 3 legged dog, you might not be able to reach the brake pedal.
I went to town in the Yard Art and thought I would go out in "style".... I put 38 miles on it today, turned a bunch of heads! I'm still alive!!!! Not too sure what I'll work on next..... check out the finished pictures in my yard art album.
I started to give my stuff away...but then realized that the people I wuz giving it to wouldn't be need'n it either.
when people start advertising the end of the world with a date and time, i will most likely take whatever they are giving away.
I took a school group up to NYC this past week...there were a lot of nuts up there running around with signs and literature that just didn't add up. How can anyone know the date? And what they all had to say didn't match up with a proper interpretation of scripture anyway. I honestly had not heard of all the hooplah until I went up there for the week, so I did a little investigation myself...where did all this stuff come from? One person, one author, Harold Camping. I would be VERY, very leary of following any religious movement that follows the teachings of one person...er, nut... so vehemently. Pretty close to a cult. What was interesting was that on the NYC trip one of our students got into a conversation with one of them who thought they knew what the Bible said...turned out one of our 18 year old seniors knew a whole lot more Bible truth than the clone knew. No doubt the day of the Lord will come, but those that set dates and teach things to make themselves out to be know it all's have quite a bit of "egg on their face"!
Well guys.... The Rapture DID happen.....my laptop went to cyber heaven during the night. I lost the mother board.... whatever the heck that is....The Geek Squad is performing CPR on it now.... (good thing I had the 3 year warranty/insurance thingie on it). I'm now having to use the wife's laptop... don't like change that much, it's way different than mine. I think I'll go out to the shop and melt something.....
damn, back to staring at car scratching my head thinking wtf or was that my ****.. Oh well maybe it will be done before the next end of days
ATTENTION ......... Due to technical difficulties... The scheduled END OF THE WORLD event has been postponed. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If you have already quit your job, given away your life savings or liquidated all of your ***ets... Ooopps... Our bad! We will attempt another doomsday event in December, 2012. Please stay tuned. Oh, and Have a nice day!
It must have been "The Rapture" because my weekend was like paradise. Drove my 55 wagon in a parade, gave my daughter her first driving lesson in it, drank some beers, got my head right, ate a whole bag of pretzels, and went to a retro hippie street festival. Now he's saying the end is coming in October. I better stock up on pretzels.
Well Hell, I wish he would have carried the 6 too... That's 10 days before Halloween, I refuse to give up trick-o-treat night for the end of the world!! It's just gonna have to wait till Nov. 1st
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