Elmer Fudd sung to the tune of "Born to be Wild".......... "........git my mota wunnin'......head out on da highway.......wookin' fo adventure........"
........or........"God I wish Dwayne was here to show me how to work the damn "D" ring strap.........."
Oh man, this is brutal. #1. I hope the owner is not a HAMB member or lurker. #2. If he is, I hope he has a damn good sense of humor.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tingler...... you better clean your glasses buddy.
"who's motorcycle is this".....its a chopper baby! "who's chopper is this" ......its Boyd's baby! "who's Boyd" .......Zed's gimp baby Zed's gimp!
Flamed chopper, flamed hotrod, flamin' ugly shirt..... Phat car, Phat bike, Fat F*#ker... "My black flamed shirt is in the wash/laundry" YEAH RIGHT! "I'll wear this green shirt thats 2 sizes too small cos I know its going to get flamed (to match the rod and chopper)on the HAMB" Kids, just say NO to 3 spoke wheels...thats NOOOOOOO.....three spokes belong in Japan and thats where they should stay!
"I really wanted a Suzuki motorcycle, but all I could afford was this American made one." (now before you send the hate mail, it's just a running joke with my coworkers that one day, the imports will be more expensive than the harley's because at the going rate, pretty soon everyone will have a harley!) Ben
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