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Sense my gastrol reduction surgery I have had to wear "depends",..... Good Thing !

 

Now Where does the Key go??

Dawg

 

Look Ma no Class

 

I dont look like some dude in a borrowed oversized helment, that has sat, half pissed, on some dudes long bike, who looks like a tourist, in my shirt.....do I ?

 

Whine to live, live to whine.

 

No matter how pretty it is....

Without gas, its a speed bump

 

Does this helmet make my head look big?

 

'I know I'm cool, I know I'm cool, I know I'm cool. Oh look some real bikers maybe they will think I'm cool.

 

"Is this an automatic?"
"Who's Sonny Barger?"
"AAA said I have to wait TWO hours!"
"Duane took off the training wheels, I'm scared!"
"Mike designed these wheels before he left, should I worry?"
"Somebody should have told me about the 40 foot turning radius on this thing."
"Sweet providence! I just realized I look like a dork! That makes me sad."
"I wish they would come back for me, they said they were my friends..."
"All dressed up and I have no idea where to go."
"Bowflex, gotta go buy a Bowflex."
"My belly goes out, my belly goes in...out, in, out, in..."
"My gut is crushing my nuts against this impossibly uncomfortable seat!"

 

"When you drive a car without BILLET it makes baby Jesus cry.........."

"Nobody told me this was just a HOLLYWOOD movie prop..this thing aint even got pistons..."

"I heard that if you rev one of these on the carpet a couple of times that it will go pretty far! ZOOOOM...ZOOOM....ZOOOM..."

 

goddamn! maybe a large truck will come along and take out an ugly bike and an ugly human being all in one fell swoop!


and that's not a caption.

 

"I'm a newbie, and this is my contribution to the H.A.M.B."
p-15

 

" I don't know how to work the controls up here.... Usually I ride bitch."

 

Are you sure this frame is boxed?

 

Gay Shirt..... Check

Gay Beard.... Check

Gay Bike...... Check

All I need now is some cool tattoos, and I can get a new tv show....

 

So which do you like better, these two or the green '59 Chevy/Harley combo?

Dwayne promised we'd go for a ride.

Hey Jo......who's your daddy?

 

"What the hell is a kick starter????"

"Gee... Do I look like a biker yet?"

"My balls are afraid of being sucked into the carb!"

 

Does this bike make my gut look big? Bill

 

Dam no matter what im doing weather its in a car or on this bike I look like a big TWAT.............................

 

My crew built this for me so I could "Take all my friends for a ride".... Do you suppse they meant something by that... I'd better fire them all just to make sure!

 

" Hurry the hell up and take the damn picture before the owner come's out and kicks my ass! Boy, this sure is gonna make a great x-mas card!!!

 

"I'm sure to get some dick on this thing"

 

LOL, I think we have a winner.

 

See Boyd Coddington in Hollywood's latest blockbuster...Rebel Without A Clue.

 

DAMN! I'm fat, bald, middle aged and have a little dick. I guess I have no choice but to buy one of these choppers.

Nik

 

Do ya think I can get in dykes on bikes with this

 

happy sweetest day to dwayne from boyd xoxoxoxoxo

 

this fukkin seat makes my panties wad up. wait... do i like that?

 

Who wants a mustache ride?!

 

"I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico so now i can own a bike!"