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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by TERPU, Jan 2, 2006.

  1. Belchfire8
    Joined: Sep 18, 2005
    Posts: 1,540

    Belchfire8
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    Did you guys know that 70% of men view internet **** on a monthly bases?:eek: :D[/QUOTE]


    ********...the other 30% are lying....:D
     
  2. Thirdyfivepickup
    Joined: Nov 5, 2002
    Posts: 6,096

    Thirdyfivepickup
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    92% of all men **********.

    The other 8%??

    No hands.
     
  3. TooMany2count
    Joined: Jan 6, 2003
    Posts: 1,373

    TooMany2count
    Member
    from Cahokia,IL

    hell i must be lucky..... my wife always points out the knock out gorgeous women to me. hell at one show i was looking at motors & she said come here & i told her to wait a sec, next thing i know i about get my shoulder ripped out of socket as she drug my from the vendor to show me what i was missing. OMGGGGGG :eek: :D :eek: :D is was this fine looking lady who was about 6ft tall in a tight hot pink bikini wearing cowboy boots & a cowboy hat :eek: :D :eek: w/her husband/boyfriend walking about 8 feet behind her watching all the guys mouths drop to the ground.

    hell all i could do is LQQK in amazement & thanked the wife, she told me she KNEW that i'd want to see "The Lady in PINK". but then i have pointed out the "jocks" for her a time or 2. hell we've known each other for 35 yrs & been married for 25 of them yrs & if we don't trust each other by now, then there's problems neither of us know about...joe
     
  4. El Caballo
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 6,334

    El Caballo
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    from Houston TX

    I almost got divorced once, then my wife saw how much fun I was having and put an end to that... ;)

    Cars/motorcycles are my mistress and as long as momma gets her time, she doesn't mind.
     
  5. chitbox dodge
    Joined: Apr 25, 2005
    Posts: 598

    chitbox dodge
    Member
    from dunlap tn

    naw, married six years.
    the thing with finding mates is , find one who is it in it for the long haul and who wouldnt get jealous over a photo, video, an inanimate object, or even a feeling.
    any person can fall in love with any other person for any reason. what makes the difference is, "can they keep it going." sure, i have had my share of flaked out insecure women as girlfriends in the past, but none of them are ex-wives.
     
  6. 392_hemi
    Joined: Jun 16, 2004
    Posts: 1,737

    392_hemi
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    You pretty much hit the nail on the head. Most women are extremely insecure. That's why they get bent outa shape when you look at another woman.
     
  7. NealinCA
    Joined: Dec 12, 2001
    Posts: 3,515

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    Then there are the two kinds of liars...those that say they never have and those that say they have quit.
     
  8. HolyHandGrenade
    Joined: Jun 17, 2005
    Posts: 645

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    I am sitting here looking at this thread and browsing through the latest ******* that my G/F brought home for me last night.

    Bummer man.
     
  9. 34Fordtk
    Joined: May 30, 2002
    Posts: 1,690

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    TERPU,I have read this whole thread and I wanna see one thing.......the Damn screen saver that got you in trouble!
     
  10. AlfiesPhotos
    Joined: Oct 3, 2005
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    been a pinup photographer and hotrod photographer for a few years now.... try explaining that to a girl you want to stay with long term....

    best of luck to you Tim ... I have been there

    Alfie
    www.alfiesretrophotography.com :eek:
     
  11. TERPU
    Joined: Jan 2, 2004
    Posts: 2,504

    TERPU
    Member

    Nope but those went too! I guess we'll have to make some more memories. She'll forget this in about-Never but I can play it off and act like I forgot! Man that was smokin' the tires on the drag cars I mean, just in case she's readin'

    We're still good to go for getting in trouble together, after all Turlock should provide plenty of more opportunity
     
  12. Dakota
    Joined: Jan 21, 2004
    Posts: 1,535

    Dakota
    Member
    from Beulah, ND

    hell ive only been married 5 months, to a very understanding wife, she loves the cars.

    I told her before i ever married her, "Honey, I have loved cars much longer than i have ever loved women, Dont make me choose."

    I am lucky though, she is an independant womean, has her opwn job, does her own thing, lets me do mine(most of the time).

    I hope it stays this way, its working pretty good.
     
  13. TERPU
    Joined: Jan 2, 2004
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    TERPU
    Member

    Let me start by saying I love my wife and everything about her, but I am a man. I am flawed in all ways man and have been since birth. I would never step out on her but I agree that the day I quit appreciating the finer things please just shoot me! Denise your points are all well taken and trust me I am the most harmless one of the bunch, but still a man!
     
  14. Flat Ernie
    Joined: Jun 5, 2002
    Posts: 8,406

    Flat Ernie
    Tech Editor

    Damn, Denise - you had all kinds of street cred here & then you went & blew it - you watch Oprah?!:eek: ;) :D
     

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