Teenage girls waved and blew kisses at me this morning.

I watched the same thing when I was in High School and College. The girls would just flock over the gay guys. I never could understand. I'm guessing they felt safe.

 

I had a hot chick left turn in front of me and blow me a kiss.....Still looking for that Ford Explorer

 

That was just a mercy wave...not the real thing....a faux wave. Get used to it.

Charlie

 

this is the funniest thread I read in a long long time thanks for the coffee in my nostrils...

 

This post/replys was too much....I'm still laughing

 

That's disgusting! Alas, I too had to quit going to the beach. All of the teenyboppers thought they were filming a "Fat Ugly Monster From The Deep" movie and tried to get cast as extras. Disgusting also!


pigpen

 

Nads always has the best posts. You are soooo sad.....welcome to the club!

 

Nice. Perhaps it was the "Wave and blow kisses if you think I'm Al Quieda" bumper sticker I stuck on your wagon last time I was over....

 

I waved at a teenage girl just the other day....she gave me the finger.






I was trying to tell her she had half of a cat dangling out the front of her car.

 

buy a 70's dodge van with a panel job, one of those smoked bubble windows on the side, some cragars and spoiler.

get a bumber sticker that says "free candy inside", all the girlies gonna wave and whistle then...

 

The monkey having poor eye sight or just really bad taste!

FF

 

I only get cute teenage guys winking snd waving at me.

 

I always get them speeding up next to me to see who is driving the "cool" car, and low and behold, they realize that is just my fat *** sitting there. I still consider myself a chick magnet though.

 

Depends, while he was doing it, did he point to his monkeyjunk, then you and wink?

Or did he jump up and do 3 olympic gymnast bows after he finished?

 

I know, Nads! Same thing happens to me all the time....
They want me to buy 'em beer.

 

He does, and good to see the mojo's back NADs(TM).

Peace Out
M

 

When we go to the beach all the jaibait honeys wave and make goo-goo eyes at my best bud, so I asked him his secret. He told me to put a potato in my speedo, but they all just laughed at me...... Maybe he meant to put it in the front......

 

As God is my witness, I'm not lying about this. They were actual bonafide teenage girls and they were really waving and blowing kisses at me (no middle fingers involved). I've seen transves***es and they have Adam's apples, these were real females, with pretty faces and breasts and things. They might have been lesbians though, they definitely had a 'softball team' look about them. But why would lesbian teenagers be waving and blowing kisses at a 44 year old man in a 45 year old station wagon that smells and has a ****ty stereo system?

I'm not a good looking guy and my wagon smells mildewy even at 65 mph on the interstate, this is a mystery to me.

Usually when I p*** Howard Middle School the teenagers laugh at me and yell out 'Ghostbusters' at me, this time I got the rock star treatment.

I'm thinking it might have been some sort of ploy conjured up by my 15 year old daughter to make me feel better. She knows that my dreams of being an International Rock Star lay strewn on the grounds of the past like so many Mardi Gras beads after a hurricane. This might have been the medicine I needed to feel like Michael Jackson, by that I mean the Michael Jackson of the Thriller days, not the one that's had Bubbles reposessed and is turning into an anorexic version of Barbara Bush.

Anyways, I felt really good for about thirty minutes this morning.

I just wanted to share the joy with you ***holes.

 

isn't there a micheal jackson song that uses the line "i thouch myself"...or was that madona?

 

Are you sure they weren't pointing and laughing?

 

NO, that was not a bannana in his pocket he was just glad to see you.

 

No ****? Well, **** it. Pack up the wagon, I'm movin' to Florida.

 

NADS, you're a pud.


Love Mike

 

Maybe somebody told them you were James Brown, ,,,,,there too young to know the difference! HRP

 

Monkey see...Monkey do! So....what did he see YOU do first???

 

...this is how I know yer BS'n us...you don't work!

 

hahaha Dirty old ******* of a rock star .Did you have your p***ion fruit and dates hanging out again ? Cabana boy.

 

So jonnycola...you think THEY'RE CUTE?!?!? I'm trying to read it any other way possible but...well...

NADS, I had one of those moments too last spring. I pulled into a parkin' spot in my '62 Olds and ended up right next to two young girls in a car facin' me. I hear "yer hawt!" and look over and she's right there in her car, lined right up with me...grinnin' her cute lil' *** off. I have to admit I was a little stunned and couldn't do anything but smile back at her as I got out and limped into the grocery store.

I figured it was a game to see the reaction...but then I got TWO nice sultry smiles while I was in the store. So now I figure someone put X in the water supply and I didn't get any.

TINGLER - Thanks bro...nuttin' like a Mt. Dew nasal enema to clear up the sinuses. Sick ****!

Olson
(STILL findin' out just how bad it can get)

 

Howdy Grinder, Happy New Year, love and all that ********.

Well the wagon's now effed, there's some horrible noises coming outta the flex-plate/torque converter area. I hope it's not serious, it's probably not, maybe one of the GRADE 2 bolts that I used snapped, who knows.

As of now I have to get the mildew covered '63 Consul Capri with a primered deck lid on the road to prevent wear and tear on the hwinn in order to take the kids to school and myself to the thrilling place that I spend 8 hours a day, that ****hole called work. God might love you, but life thinks you're a douchebag that deserves to be inside the *****iest ***** known to man. Sorry if I'm being graphic, but I really hate my job, it pays the bills, then again so does having cream corn licked outta your ******** by Jimminy Cricket after a Thunderbird bender.

I wonder if the next SUV full of teenaged l***es will find the sight of a large man in a little English Ford as thrilling as the last one.

Sorry I digressed away from serious discussions about hot rods, but I'm really kinda drunk and I realized that I miss the HAMB very much.
G'damn it, I'm such a 'tard, I'm going to hell 'fer sure.

If I had any sense I'd get a car that was reliable, like a Ford Fiesta or a Kia Sephia.

 

I had a hot girl give me a smirky smile once when I was driving my Studebaker wagon. That's the only time I have had a real girl look at me without mild pity or amusment in her eyes.

Chicks totally dig Studebakers.