Teenage girls waved and blew kisses at me this morning.

Damn, how does one apply for that job? Does it require experience?

 

No experience required, just an earnest willingness to go to places that Biafran poodles dare not tread.

There's gold in them 'thar hills, but sometimes to get to it requires the abondonment of all that which reasonable people call 'proper.'

 

She misses you too.

 

I'm 17 and in high school and this dosen't even happen to me it dosen't matter if i'm driving the 34 or my truck.

 

I've always found a hundred slapped on my forehead get smiles waves and pity from nimble young lap dancers/
what have I got to sell for a hunskie?

 

It happens...back when i was as young as Nads TWO hot blondes in a T-A pulled up next to me at a light. The passenger looks over at me and says "nice car"........I, uh, mumbled something I'm pretty sure....they drove away...

 

Hey Nads, just so you know, good ol' Thunderbird is one of the brands I rep. I can help on that end, as for the other end, I'll leave that to one of these other fine upstanding citizens.

Nik

 

Is it wrong that kinda turned me on? anyhow...

next time you get a bus fulla teenage puss gettin all hot n bothered by the sight of your perfectness, yell out the window something pithy such as

"hey baby! you ever had the corn eaten outa your ass by a middleage rodder with a screwtop wine and disney charictor fetish?"

You still da man Nads... you still da man

 

Ihad that happen to me too. Was out driving the T roadster and pulled up at a stop sign by the High School. A couple young women on the side walk are grinning at me and I'm feelin kinda cool. Then one asks if I bought the car new! I'm only 49! Talk about a buzz kill. Hell I'm not even completely grey yet.

 

LMFAO!!!!!
Did they throw poo, too? They call THAT foreplay.....

 

fuck, that's so true mate... you never hear a girl say "nice project, when are you going to finish it?"...

 

I know the feeling. When I used to deliver mail down in Florida, one day I was deliveing mail along the main drag here, and the Sheriff's department had some prison girls picking up trash in the area. As I approached a mailbox, 2 of the jail girls started walking towards my Jeep. The sun was out and they were looking hot in every sense of the word (yes, even in orange jumpsuits)! Anyway, at this point, my inner Bevis was already planning a 3some when the Sherrifs van pulled up and they drifted off as quickly as they appeared. Thinking back on it later, I realized they were probably hoping to beg a pack of cigarettes or soda, but it sure was a surreal moment! Anyway, I'm with George Castanza; prison girls would be the best, because you never have to talk, just conjugal visits! Of course, like hotrods, you have to pick your prison girls wisely, because if she ever gets out, you don't want her stabbing you in the back with a butcher knife!

 

Once while driving my old Econoline, I had a car chase me while the two women inside waved and beeped the horn.

I figured they were just playing, so I tried to ignore them.

Finally, the car pulled up beside me and the passenger yelled, "you're leaking gas!"

 

LOL-leave to the Aussies to point out the obvious

 

Hey Nads! It was just a joke that backfired, we told that group of gals "Hey look - there goes Jay Leno in one of his old cars, go wave to him and maybe you can get to be on TV!"...........(well it could have happened like that) Gary 4T950 Chevy Guy

 

If they were truly teeenage girls...

...it was a DARE....


~Scotch~

 

I haven't laughed this hard in a while......