Auto Acronyms; let's hear 'em!

I grew up hearing something else.........

 

Yeah but if a stupid norseman is the WORST it gets for Pontiac..............then I'm ahead of the game ladies!

hahaha

Brandy

 

Yeah me too, but that's not exactly politically correct. Not that we gave a shit when we were kids in grade school.


Kia = Killed In Accident

Hyundai = Have Your Uncle Needlessly Die Already Insane. Or something, the point is they're pieces of crap...

 

For Old Retired D*ckheads..... (sorry)
I don't know where my middle school buddy got it, but he used it to argue with me about Ford vs. Chevy......in middle school...yeah, I know

the others have already been mentioned..

 

Italian
Rockers
Out
Cruising

 

Big Mean Women

 

Theres loads at http://www.donsautopages.co.nz/autoacronyms.htm

 

Pathetic
Lame
Yankee
Made
Oddball
Useless
Trash
Heap

Told
Ole
Yankee
Overprice
This
Automobile

Get
Tools
Out

 

Garage Mans Companion

 

GMC == Garage Mans Companion

 

I GOT A FEW
Messed Up Shit That Aint No Good
Most Owners Praise All Rednecks
Forget Out Running Dale{jarret or earnhardt }
Move Over Pinto Approaching Rappidly
that all I got on this stuf enjoy.......

 

Some punk-ass here at work tagged GayMensClub on the bathroom wall awhile back.

 

that reminded me of Generic Made Chevrolet...

 

Early Morning Fixit

Mostly Garbage

 

Vehicle
On
Lift
Very
Often

 

shade tree users daring inventiveness livens Lowe's automotive creation

 

Wow!! That'll separate the men from the boys. It was a head scratcher but it's got be my favorite so far. Very good!

 

Feeble Italian Attempt at Technology...

 

I took a second read on that one before I got it... too cool.

One I forgot:

Break
My
Windows

 

It took a couple of minutes but I got one, had to relive the experience.

Car

Almost

Drains

Itself

Leaking

Lubricant

And

Croaks

Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week...

 

Or if you owned an early 320i it was: Balance My Wheels.

I don't know if anyone on here is aware of what the significance of the BMW emblem is,but a tech explained it to me once:

The emblem has two blue areas and two white areas on it that is supposed to simulate a spinning propeller(BMW originally built aircraft engines)but is in reality a sophisticated factory diagnostic tool.To use it,you install a pointer on a shaft in the middle of the emblem and give it a spin.If it lands on the blue area,it means the valves and rings are worn and need to be replaced.If it lands on the white area it indicated the head is cracked and leaking antifreeze into the cylinders.

Then there was(not exactly an acronym)that infamous English marque;the,"Rolls-Cannardly".Rolls down one hill;can hardly make it up the next.

 

OK, one more 'cuz I can't go to sleep

Can

‘Ardly

Drive

It

Leaks

Like

A

Chevy

enuf already

 

Gotta Mechanic Coming

 

Put

In

Nickle

To

Operate

 

My automotive instructor's favorite...

Aint
My
Car.

 

Mostly Obsolite Parts Assembled Randomly

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Fix It Again Tomorrow

 

Moon's Orientally Owned Now

 

B ig
U gly
I mport
C ar
K iller

&

C ruise
A ll
D ay
I n
L uxury,
L eather,
A nd
C hrome

 

That's funny!

tok

 

G ay
M ans
C hevrolet

And my all time favorite, considering I bleed Ford Blue.

F inds
O il
R ather
D elicious.

Johnnie.