No more Grimlok... My name is Kevin Lee

hehe

 

In real life my name is Juggle Nuts- I just thought Jim Aust was funnier.

 

Yeah, I hated introducing myself to strangers as you mentioned earlier as Mr. Nuts. Highlight of my day is having Jimmy White and Bluebear call me "Jamass" 50 times.

 

"I'll keep this short since things like this shouldn't really be a big deal"Grimlok

With 96 responses, looks like it IS a big deal.

 

This dude Mike is KILLIN' me. Of course everything is funnier with a few drinks in you.

Nik

 

That makes great sense. Maybe I should do that too. Ifact I think I will tonight. KK

 

I consider Kevin my friend.
He rules.
And his dog likes me much more than Ryan...

jay

 

I had a friend in grade school named Kevin Lee. We thought he was so cool because he lied and said his father was Bruce Lee, he was convincing. Just a pointless flashback...

 

dam'it

im kevin lee

 

Well i'm safe from having a name everyone has..My Name is Bart & yeees i've been cursed with everyone asking if my last names 'simpson'

 

I ain't changin' my handle.

My real name is so common, for a while back when I was in college, there were three other guys with my name there; one had my middle name and was from my hometown, as well. He'd get arrested, my name was in the paper, the post office used to send me mail from his momma, and then years later the school wanted me to pay back his financial aid.

Where I live now, some asshole keeps sending in letters to the editor, saying things I'd never say in public, and signing my name to them. To hell with it!

Yep, I'm keepin' Kinky6, besides, you wouldn't believe the propositions I get in my email!

Later, Kinky6

 

When I grow up I'm legally changin' my name to Joe Kickass!!

 

every time I would glance down at the moderator section, i would always see Ryan and Grimlok. Now it is Ryan and Kevin Lee. for some reason it sounds like:

"Ryan and his sidekick kevin lee"

 

Hi Kevin Lee, I'm Kevin T....really. I've always had nicknames because of my hard to pronounce last name Tijerina-@ Crushproof, I get Tijuana (which I actually have gotten elsewhere for quite sometime) and Taqueria. At work they call me 'Mr.T.' which is completely lost on all the residents here I did like this though
"Kevin Lee and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building."

 

Wise choice Kevin. I use my middle name here which is also what I use to sign my pinstriping. After all, it is my name and I got used to others calling me that at panel jams and shows. Also, when people call my house and ask for Vance, everyone there knows it's bound to be car related.

Just makes things easier.

Vance

 

you left out home, and ugh

 

Yet Even More Kevin Lee Facts

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Kevin Lee and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

In an average garage there are 1,242 objects Kevin Lee could use to kill you -- including the garage itself.

When Kevin Lee falls in water, Kevin Lee doesn't get wet. Water gets Kevin Lee.

While urinating, Kevin Lee is easily capable of welding titanium.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Kevin Lee, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Kevin Lee can divide by zero.

Kevin Lee invented the Spun Aero Disc, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

Superman wears Kevin Lee pajamas.

If Kevin Lee somehow found a warp in the time space continuum and traveled to a parallel universe where he drag raced against himself, the winner of the race would be Kevin Lee. Period.

 

Holy shit Mike!!!
Douglas Adams had nothing on you!

 

Zenor...you shall die of Round-House kicks to the face if you keep ripping off Chuck Norris!

 

Yeah, I know... but Kevin Lee has twice the roundhouse kick power of Chuck Norris.

 

Come closer Ed Gruberman so you may learn of Tae-Kwon-Leap - *boot to the head!*

 

Tell me about it!

Try going through High School with mine.

It was hell getting the ladies....

 

Don't do that....!!!!! He likes that kind of thing... and He'll follow you around forever...!

 

SURE DO MISS OLD GRIMLOK ANY ONE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM????

 

oh man hahaha

 

HA! Mike, ever hear the reggae song "5446" (performed by toots & the maytals, aswad, sublime, and just about every other reggae artist) -

"5446 was my number, right now someone else has that number".

 

C'mon now Kevin...just when we were making some headway here. You can see how the HAMB treatment has helped you admit to who you are.Now for the second step you need to admit that there is not another another Kevin Lee. But, just to humour you Kevin, what do you think then that this "Kevin Lee" does for a living?......We are here to help - but - you need to cooperate with us. Do you like to take pictures of old cars? Gary 4T950 Chevy Guy

 

Grow up? Now why would anybody want to do that! Naw, I'm just going to keep on having fun like I've been doing. Besides, I'm too young to be this damn old anyway! Gary 4T950 Chevy Guy