"Lowest point of entry into the Von Dutch identity"

Your moment of hot rod zen: I went to the grocery store today a noticed a display of "Von Dutch Energy Drink." Then I noticed this informative "merchandising sheet" attached to the display. Obviously, this was far too entertaining not to swipe and share with you all.

 

I don't know about you guys....but I'm about done with all the Von Dutch ****.

 

Finally. I've been waiting for official do***entation to explain it all to me. This makes it all okay. I was afraid that this was some kind of rip-off. I'm immensely relieved. Thanks Mike.

 

Yeah Mike......That -IS- the lowest.......

 

It gave me gas.

 

I don't know about you guys, but I feel a heck of a lot better knowing that the brand is "Kustom Built and Road Tested"..

They used the K in Kustom, they are speaking our language... now, I'd say it's about time to cut out their tounges so that can't speak it no more... hahaha... being in college, i see a lot of the Von Dutch lifestylers... but I don't comlain too loudly, the female ones look damn good in some of the apparrel! ha!

 

I found him sleeping in my buddy's car at York last year



We all know he would have spent his 1.79 on thunderbird, or night train.

 

That's some funny Sh*t

 

Went to dinner with tha wife a couple weeks ago. At the table across from us was a flamin gay guy who sat there the whole time designin womens dresses on a note pad. Our waiter was aparently his boyfriend. Anyway he had on a Von Dutch t-shirt. When we got done and were about to leave I ask him who Von Dutch was. He looks at me as if I were an idiot and replies "He's a famous designer". All I could do was laugh.

 

there is a special place in hell for all of em.

 

I'm not much into vomiting as an expression of my distaste for something, but I think in this case I could make an exception.

 

Somewhere Kenny is laughing,'cause the joke is on THEM!!Sparky

 

The whole thing is a real shame. Wonder how those losers got the rights to the Von Dutch name/trademark.

 

Weird. I drank one Saturday in an attempt to wake up. It tastes just as gross as all the other energy drinks. And I still don't know who von Dutch is.

 

Maybe it is urban myth. I don't know but, I heard somewhere that Brittney Spears was the backer and holder of the trademark for Von Dutch clothes.
I have seen her in lots of pics with them on while waiting in line at the market. EVILT

 

I don’t know, Kenny may be laughing but I feel very sad for the people that just don’t understand. And it just pisses me off that these ***holes are making money on it. This definitely is the lowest point.

 

why you gotta go whip up trouble, Miker?

 

I wish they would come out with "Von Douche" energy drink......


Now that I'd drink......

 

I wonder if all the mall-rats would keep wearing the t-shirts if they knew Kenny was an alcoholic pinstriper/ gun smith? The whole thing just pisses me off. Is nothing sacred? Even the K in kustom. I'd love to find the master-mind behind this **** and kick him/ her right in the junk.

 

Obviously these advertisers and designer ****ers haven't done their research deep enough;Kenny's life style was somewhat bizzare at times.He was hardly a role model for todays youth;but given the horse**** that goes on these days anything is possible.I'm sure that Kenny is laughing at us all!!

 

Who me, Dan'l?

Just getting the word out that a Von Dutch Energy Drink will allow young, fashion conscious consumers seeking a celebrity driven lifestyle to buy a piece of the brand for only $2.00.

And also, that Kenneth Howard Hates Young Fashion Consumers Seeking a Celebrity Driven Lifestyle.

 

...and I'll just keep wearing my "Kenneth Howard Hates You" T-shirt. *sigh*

 

you know it pisses me off i'm a big fan of alot of von dutch's work i look to alot of his art and pinstriping as insperation. so as such i got a flying eyeball tatoo on my forarm a few days later this poser ***hole that i'm forced to work with asks me what is my tatoo of......the catch is the dumb*** has a von dutch trucker hat on!!!!!!!!!! all i can say is **** this trendy ********.

 

How did you get into college? You can't even spell!

 

I'm holding out for the GG Allin energy drink.

 

Hey kornbinder, Is your cornbinder a John Deere? Mine is. It is a horse drawn cornbinder made in Canada for John Deere. It was my grandfathers. He bought it after his old one burned in the barnfire of 57. He converted it to be pulled with a tractor. I operated it harvesting corn in the summer of 63.

 

Yeah... and the Wendy O. Williams edition Escalade.

 

So how many did you buy ?

 

Didn't have room in my cart - it was full of Rene Magritte Cool Ranch Nacho Dippers, Cap'n Kerouac with Crunchberries, and Ed Gein Microwaveable Snack-ums.

 

Ken Howard is ******* the tach on grave spinning. It's worse than ***uming that he was related to Moe, Shemp and Curly Howard. The only thing that would be worse would to put his name under a picture of Mantan Moore.

he he he