Hot rod sayings

(The first one is an old military saying, vintage 1941-45.)

 

Speed Kills...Play it Safe...Drive a Chevy

If you drive a Chevy, you NEED a Goodwrench

MOPAR.....Move Over People Are Racing (Thanks Brandy!)

 

I got it........I got it!!!!! How about............."TAKE YOUR ROD OUT AND PLAY WITH IT".............

 

We have a winner.

Flatheads Forever​

 

"Faster than a greased **** through a goose"

 

Measure once, cut three times, and if it still doesn't fit cut the **** out of it some more and beat it with a hammer...


Thats not a saying...thats how we do things up here in these parts..

-Dean

 

In the USAF, it was, "Measure it with a micrometer, mark it with chalk, and cut it with an ax."

 

"The key to building a succesful Hot Rod is not being scared of s****ing a idea and starting all over"

"They put it together one way its got to come apart some way"

 

The only way to fix that is to tighten the nut behind the wheel !

That s what old hot rodder told me when I was complaining about getting to many tickets!

 

"Don't get on it if you can't stay in it!"

 

While ridin shotgun with an ol' buddy years ago I listened as he provoked a street race by asking "does that dog hunt"? Pool

 

Cause you'd be lyin.

How about, "Tighten it till it breaks and then back it off a quarter turn."

 

DODGE...."Dem Ol' Dinks Go Everywhere".
CHEV...."Canada's Hottest Engineered Vehicle".

 

From my roundy round days" When the green flag drops the b.s. stops

 

F.T.B (full tilt boogie)

Tight is tight, too tight is stripped.

 

Not car related but I quote it often. "It's hotter than two mice ****ing in a wool sock" We'll I guess that can be car related.....

 

Or the opposite Blown is nice but I'd rather be injected, { for the ladies I guess}

 

well son speed costs money...so how fast you want to go?

 

Saw a shirt once with a guy looking out of a tent at a Woody with the sun rising behind it and the saying was:

Happiness is waking up to a Woody in the morning

 

Duct Tape - Saskatchewan Chrome

if it aint broke, dont fix it

Gas is for washing parts, Alcohol is for drinking, NITRO is for racing

I love the smell of Nitro in the morning

300 bucks and we have ourselves an Automobile race mother ****er

If it burns gas and spins tires it's gonna cost ya money

If it has big cubes or big ****s its gonna cost ya money

 

Painted on the center section of the rear end on my friend's T roadster:"If You Can't Stop...SMILE As You Go Under".

A REALLY old bumper sticker:
An arrow pointing to the left saying,"P***ing Side"
An arrow pointing to the right saying,"Sui-Cide"

Another bumper sticker:" I may be SLOW...but I'm AHEAD of YOU"

Probably the greatest T-shirt I've ever seen;worn by an old biker who had obviously been around:
The view across a set of Harley handlebars of the grille of an 18-wheeler and the words," Life in the ONCOMING lane"

 

Everybody needs at least one... "Beater with a heater"

 

"Hammer to fit, Paint to match"

 

Street Is Neat!

-murph (ducking)

 

no rules

exhaust fumes kill

two bombs weren'T enough

 

I can't believe I haven't seen this yet... "if it has ***s or wheels, it's gona be trouble."

 

Still Laffin out loud....

 

If some is good, more is better and too much is just enough.

I don't have problems, only solutions.

 

California?, it has'nt broken off and fallen into the ocean yet?

 

One of my dad's......"If you can't afford a Dodge, dodge a Ford."

I dunno what that means