Contest...Please name our new 'lil monster driver...pic

On a recent excursion to the outer-most reaches of India, while searching for the secret hideaway of Mahatma Gandhi(we wished to have him decipher the true meaning of the HAMB as only HE knows it), we were told by our guide to be on the lookout for the elusive She-Beast of the North. Folk lore tales of the region tell of a mythical angry beast that walks on 2 legs, smells atrociously, eats anything and... is particularly fond of mirrors. While setting up camp for the evening, we heard a horrifying roar from behind us! Turning quickly, we spotted something streaking towards us at an alarming speed! Being able to think fast on my feet, I quickly grabbed my compact from my purse, and shined the mirror into the beasts face. It stopped dead in its tracks. By this time the guide was able grab my Chenille bathrobe from my backpack, throw it around the beast and wrestled it to the ground. Using the handcuffs from my SM bag, the beast was subdued and tranquilzed with the date-rape drug I just happened to have. After being transported back to the states, we were able to get the beast through customs by shaving its body, dressing it in a suit and passing it off as the Indian Liason to Homeland Security......months later.....We realised that we had an incredible opportunity before us in the form of a new lightweight driver for our HA/GR racecar. We need your help in naming this legendary beast for promotional purposes.....*WARNING*...the following picture is very graphic...please have children and pregnant women leave the room...

 

Orange Streak.... errrhh, or in this case maybe Orange Freak

 

How about "Shiva," for the Hindu death god?

When Robert Oppenheimer saw the first atomic explosion in 1945, he quoted Shiva from the Bhagavad Gita....

"If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst into the sky that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One. I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

 

...uhhh...Zenor...yer scarin' yer fellow Hambers...

 

My mommy dropped me on my head when I was 2 1/2.

 

Tangerina

 

I don't know anything about Shiva, but it sounds like Chiva (aka heroin.)

I guess you could call it Chiva.... cause riding this beast is a high like being on drugs. lol.

Back in the day, most would be content with Orange Peel. You know there had to be like 50 Orange Peels back then...

-scott noteboom

 

Dude...that photo is scarin' most of us.

"Tangelo Whoe (ho)"
"Drag Dwarf"
"Tangerine screamer"

Is that Wolverine's cousin?

 

Slow Donny

 

Fuckin' Orange Screamer.

 

Don't be fooled...it's PAN! Sure...he looks a little different these days but with the pc junkies everywhere he had to conceal the horns and hoofs fer now. Do not let him near yer wives or daughters...they will never be the same.



Olson

 

How about i need my diaper changed...lol

 

Hey! Larry how much are we(Ram Rods)Paying him to scare the competition away? I think it will work.

 

I think he already has a name... Oh, the car!!!!

How about something that rhymes with orange?

The Mighty Carrot Injector

 

I don't know about scarin' 'em away, but he'll sure help us get to the elusive 900lb goal! Watch out Horneyettes...

 

I can't stop laughin' Just love those "Quick Release" Steering wheels!

 

Whore, just think about it.

Oh yea the little bit I saw is a pretty nice looking ride. But will it run

 

For some reason, I keep thinking of those little Mandarin oranges. You know, they are like regular oranges only smaller...

 

Anyone into South Park would get this... How about "Ginger Kid"

If you havent seen the episode, its a must!

 

LMAO @ Ginger Kid

 

How about the
"The Orange Midget Widget"
or
"The Flying Carrott'
or
"Baby Carrott" you know those little carrotts that come in the bags.
or
"Death By Carrott"
or
"Orange Death"
I dont know im not good at this game... I'M AWKWARD!!!!!!!

 

Does he have 'gingervitus?'

 

Agent Orange?

Cheetos Finger Special?

Orang-U-Tang?

Lil' Mandarin?

Harvey Wallbanger?

 

Orange Roughy (type of fish)
Agent Orange (old punk band)
Clockwork Orange (old ultra-violence flick)
Nemo (hehe, sorry I had to---damn cartoon my nephew has made me watch a million times)

Eh, I'll keep thinking

 

It was also later quoted by Sean Connery in "hunt for red october"...oh so bad ass! (i will second shiva!)

 

What about Lucy? (haha) She had a carrot top!

 

I also, think Shiva sounds damn good.... THIRD IT!

 

'orange whip'
'citrus twister'
'the screwdriver'

 

Well first off the driver looks like Lucky the Leprechaun who just found his pot of gold. So I would name it "The Lucky Leprechaun".

 

Yeah! Carshowlvr I like your name the best and to porknbeaner yes the car does run.