A news exclusive for my fellow HAMBers. During the HAMB BOMB(tm) party in Wellington, Monkey and I were driving around looking at all the stuff these Texas dudes have HOARDED over the years. Bigfoot jumped out right in front of us! We damn near hit the thing but Monkeys "cat-like reflex's" saved the day! He didn't even spill his beer! This thing was huge! Maybe 8 feet tall and smelled real, real bad. Kind of a mixture of Lone Star beer, OrcaBetty cleavage, and flt-blk's clutch after I tried power shifting on the way back from Hunnert. It jumped right over a six foot chain link fence and never skipped a beat. I tried to snap a pic but was too slow. I did get a pic of this little feller though.... I couldn't place it at first but there is definitely a striking resemblence to our gracious host. Now I'm not one to make implications or accusations and Lawdy knows a man can get awful lonely on those cold, cold nights in the panhandle. I'll leave you to your own conclusions. Flat-Top BAAAAAAAHHHHHHHB Lookin' for Love, in ALL the wrong places!
Montana = SHEEP. Pretty sure it was Texas. The wrong turn might have been with my friendship with Bob. You know I love ya, right Bob?
Montana = sheep Texas = goats{not GTO's} Got it! Damn c.r.s. ! I cant even remember what those initials stand for! R.R.
It's a sickness really. Very few share my particular sense of humor but I figured Bob was a big enough guy to take a little fun. You have to admit, that is one dead *****y goat!
In a related story, from our local paper last week.... WKU fraternity suspended after party Published: February 17, 2006 Alpha Gamma Rho has been suspended by Western Kentucky University for a party that led police to the chapter house where a goat was found in a closet. The goat had been intended for use in a hazing ritual, according to the Bowling Green Police Department. When contacted at their house Thursday, members of Alpha Gamma Rho said they had no comment. When police officers arrived at the fraternity house at 1436 Chestnut St. at 2:25 a.m. Thursday for the party complaint, the goat was found in a small ba*****t storage room where it had no food or water, according to the BGPD report. Police were told the goat was in the house because pledges were going to have *** with it, according to a city police report. The male goat was taken to the Bowling Green-Warren County Humane Society for an examination Thursday afternoon by veterinarian Consuela Reinhart. "At the bottom of the ****** there was a small abrasion,"; she said. There was not an extensive amount of bruising, Reinhart said. Other than the abrasion, the goat is in good shape. Tests showed there was nothing unusual in the animal's stool that would have caused the injury, she said. Reinhart also said it was unlikely the goat had vomited. Police said the goat was in a confined area where there was vomit. "Goats can't really vomit. Usually when you find a goat that vomited you find a dead goat,"; she said. "The goat had been penetrated by something; by what we don't know,"; said Roxie Ross, animal control officer for BGPD. The goat was slightly thin and malnourished, Reinhart said. "I hope we're able to find a good home for him where they'll spoil him severely. He deserves it,"; said Lorri Hare, human society director. The goat is very apprehensive around people, she said.
I've known Bob for 17 yrs and I had never really noticed all that fur.Maybe Okies see things in a different light.I guess I will now call him the furry white devil.
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