Don't feel too bad. 12 years ago, I asked something about Ryan, and was told his real job was selling *******, or some such ****. At the time, I just thought " OK, cool, dude sells *******". And that was just one of my early dumb*** questions.
If my memory serves me correctly with the advent of the Jalopy Journal Ryan was asked about a possible message board to go with it. After more request Ryan relented and said here's your hokey ***ed message board. Someone correct me of I'm wrong.
That's how the legend goes. I recall one of member's spouses saying that H.A.M.B. stood for: Husband's Automotive Mistress *****...or something like that. I thought it was funny because I used to get little snippy comments from my wife about the time I spent on here. "What do you do on there?" or "Are you sure you don't have a girlfriend?" Now she has learned to accept it.
Hilarious my wife was just asking me the same thing saying her name is the hamb and then with some of the user names you guys have and she is like oh thats her name huh with that huh like ok i got you type of huh and im like damn and im like look this forum is better than facebook and all that other b.s. just because i can like posts and stuff she thinks im flirting. I said this is not instahgrahm. Ladys dont get it i guess
I actually thought it was "******" *** Message Board for the first year or so. Of course I've been accused of being dyslectic previously. When I met my future wife I thought she wrote me that was she was a virgin, later I found out she was from Virginia, there are no stupid questions, just stupid ***umptions. If unsure, always ask.
Half ***ed Monkey Biscuits Homely As My **** Hating All Mustangs Basically ******* Any Mating **** Huffing Acetone Makes Braindamage Have All My Balls
Some of us joined the HAMB when you still didn't use your real name on line. Others of us just have the at***ude of if you don't know who I am then NUNYA. Yet still others have chosen our screen names tongue in cheek. A lot of us fall into one or more of the above categories. Oh and if you opt to flirt with me you should bear in mind that I am a pitcher not a catcher.
Was he selling "manties" to go with your "man-ssiere". My wife and kids are staring at their smart phones 18 hours a day and she has the balls to mess with me about sitting at the computer enjoying the HAMB for an hour or two a few times a week. I guess it's 'cause she sees me sitting in one spot and not paying attention to her, but if I sit down on the couch with her - she's on her phone!!! Arrggh Welcome Jeffdl988!
Sounds kinda familiar, my wife says you grown men on the HAMB act like a bunch of kids some times. Then she will say come look at this cute (whatever) on her smart? phone on facebook. Jesus those people need to get a life.
My wife say Ryan invented hot rod ****....... well maybe the **** thing anyway. Someone else invented the hot rod...didn't know Ryan had ******* sales on his resume'
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