Hot Rods Mystery points in my HAMB profile

What are these points I have ac***ulated in my personal profile. What do they mean? Can I get laid with these?
Get brews at my favorite watering hole?
A day off from work?
Free Merc Zephyr parts?
Did I miss the important meeting about this?

 

It means you spend way too much time on the HAMB when you should be working on your ride ...

 

NONE of the Above !!

 

you are now allowed to drink from the adult urinal

 

Hah!
Reminds me of the Oly beer bottle labels.
Four dots on the back and you will "get some".
Cripes, talk about gullible kids being influenced by rumors.
Never did hear where you were supposed to collect your winnings.

 

List them in the cl***ifieds and sell them or cash them in at Chucky Cheese.

 

they are like green stamps
and worth just as much now

 

After you get 500 points you can get a free ice cream or Hemoroid pillow.

 

Maybe someone clever will figure out a way we can use them for wagering/betting...

 

I'm putting my points up for sale in the cl***ifieds if anyone's interested. Prolly buy a 32 3 window with the money.

 

Two points equal six. But when you get to seven points they only equal three. If you get past seven to ten, now they equal fifteen. But you really need fourteen to get to fifty. Any how, once you get one million. Probably around 2053. You will receive a five dollar McDonalds gift card. But by than burgers will be six dollars. So save up more points.

 

Jon SS ..Hit me up when you hit that mark and I will double your prize !!!! So that means you might get a small fry too ! Anyone in to make it a Value Meal including drink....

 

They're kinda like"Atta Boy" points, 1000 make you a leader of men, but one aw Sh't wipes them all out!
KK

 

I got 20 more last week just for being such a nice fella ...

 

the point is you can't say you are pointless, if you have points, get the point?

 

If you have enough points, you can probably trade them for a petronix.
MSD could take several years.

 

Points are better than electronics, right? So don't worry, you'll likely never break down but u have enuff points to get back on the road in jack time.



Wait a ****in minute, how many points does a right answer to this topic get? The excitement is, well, like points instead of electronic. At least I think it is...

 

NEVER!!!! Those commie pinko *******s will have to pry my dwell tach from my cold dead hand!!!

 

The full story on the Olympia beer bottle labels. 1 dot, a kiss 2 dots a feel, 3 dots blouse and bra off and full on groping, 4 dots home run. The local girls here in Washington State knew the rules and as far as I remember very few girls did not follow the rules of the game. Had one girl actually go thru the 1/2 rack to fine a 4 dot label.

As a side note We used to say Olympia beer is like screwing in a canoe, it F2$%^ing near water.

just sayin'

br***carguy

 

TRUTH! You must have been hanging around some BC guys...

 

This is what a pair of points actually looks like.

 

I heard that there is a conversion factor to Bitcoins... have yet to run across it...

 

I heard they were I Q points.

 

That joke runs in almost ever country I been to, regarding local commercial beer brand, if two or more guys speak English.
LOL
The nearest brewery always get flack for saying "as long there is water in local river, they never go out of business". They used to use it as a slogan, but the joke ended up being on them, because,

It's like stated above...
You get the point

 

Now your age and location of your misspent youth are showing.

When the wife and I got married the last time she pulled out this old cigar box full of 4 dot labels, all of them signed. I said where did you get that? And she said, I kept it after we got married the first time and then pulled one out that did not have here signature and said, "Who is Darla?"

@Jon SSS someone mentioned to me that they have something to do with your ***ual prowess. I got a bunch of 'em and I am hoping that my missus doesn't ever find out who Darla is.

 

With all the points I'm racking up on my profile page....I thought I was getting a type of ''green stamp'' booklet, or something similar, along the way perhaps....for that fancy Fondue set I've been hoping for!!!

 

All I want is a date with a fat girl. Oh wait my missus is a 60 year old Cherokee woman I guess I don't need a date with a fat girl, I can get by just fine on pleasingly plump.

 

I'm still holdin' out for that Fondue Set with my points ac***ulation!.....I'd light that ****er up and s**** feed cheesy delights to my wife in the garage!....who says I can't be romantic and still wear my coveralls and sing Dean Martin songs; praising "I got all this with my points, babe!!!"....I'll take all the special 'points' I can get these days by golly! I'm runnin' thin on multiple colored paper stickers to give to myself hiding in the garage as it is...so a ''point is a point'' ....I'll be waitin' to cash them in!!!

 

Does anyone know... will there be any days or situations where we can earn double points?

I have my eye on a new muffler bearing that I hope to be able redeem mine for. I should probably get some blinker fluid (safety first), but I think I can get by on what I have...

 

And the point of this thread ? Wait a minute, just figured it out...
...it's pointless