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Event Coverage Chris Swenson wears a skirt/and has a slow roadster

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by marshall, Aug 10, 2016.

  1. SinisterCustom
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    My money is on the car that isn't posted yet.

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  2. marshall
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    from tacoma/wa.

    @RainierHooker's wife must have told him that he has to stay home clean the house that day
     
  3. SinisterCustom
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    And change diapers....
     
  4. marshall
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    I think we should put are 300.00 together and buy the guys on the hamb some balls!
    I can't believe no one else is going to race with us .
     
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  5. Marshall also likes bragging how much the guys like him best. I think the only things he's fast at is taking fella's out back behind the bar and making a quick 20.00 doing what he does best.
     
  6. I wouldn't jump to conclusions on what the car will wear at the track
     
  7. Paul
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    I'm just pissed I have to miss it.. again..

    And Josh, they aren't diapers, they're Depends..
     
  8. marshall
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    Take is easy man , you won the Beauty contest . If you remember Correctly I turned down your 20.00 behind the bar that night after you pulled up your skirt ,I'm still In shock ,you were so pretty I still have a hard time believing your a dude
     
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  9. flatheadpete
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    hey...20 bucks is 20 bucks!!
     
  10. RainierHooker
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  11. RainierHooker
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  12. RainierHooker
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  13. RainierHooker
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    Sorry I wasn't on here yesterday. I was actually working in the garage, while you guys wear each other down in your wet-panties contest.
     
  14. @RainierHooker your tow car looks impressive. Where is your race car?
     
  15. RainierHooker
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  16. RainierHooker
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    Its gonna be embarrassing for you to loose to something so unimpressive.
     
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  17. lippy
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    I stood next to a racecar once, and I do believe that looks like tire smoke off that seedan. :D
     
  18. SinisterCustom
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    Put the baby seat in it too....for more laughs when ya "drag his ass"...
    -Keyboard Outlaw

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  20. RainierHooker
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    Even my kid knows he could out race you in that fancy bucket...
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  21. Flashback58
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    Damn I love the Hamb! What I don't love is how much it would cost me to go down there and put a woopin' on all of you!

    Take your pick....
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    Now you can return to your previously scheduled Hen Party!
     
  22. Muttley
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    Good, there's too many 'adults' running around as it is.
     
  23. marshall
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    Those are some nice fuck trophies you guys have there.
    I Suppose I'll have to take it easy on you guys because all my money goes in to hotrod parts not kids .
     
  24. Muttley
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    As much as I love this thread I'm pretty sure we could do without anymore 'raiding my lunchbox' references. :eek: :D
     
  25. Muttley
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  26. marshall
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    I'll run my GMC against little flat motor digger all day long .
    As for the roadster be afraid the body falling off it .
     
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  27. Thor1
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    Hahahahahahaha! That video is hilarious! Are those guys serious or are they going over the top on purpose? With those "elfin" cowboy boots they look like a dark, rockabilly version of Herbie and the Keebler Elves.
     
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  28. RainierHooker
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    I'm just glad they cut the camera before they all climbed into their flat black Hondas with red wheels and whitewalls.

    Anyway, back to the task at hand...

    Does @marshall's car even move under its own power yet?
     
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  29. belair
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    So-looser wears a skirt and posts pic here?
     
  30. Now this has gone to far...

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