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Yup, and if you want to know how to intentionally change the viewing size, that is control and the minus key, and control and the plus key.

 

Rub the spot on the screen with male enhancement cream, see if it goes full screen.

 

And I am sure at some point later this evening, there will be a "new member" posting on here as to where we can purchase said cream.

 

I'm happy to report my HAMB size is the same size it's always been. That's all I need, a shrinking HAMB.
I am Butch/56sedandelivery. Now why did my font suddenly change???

 

Full size and ready for performance here. But how does the blue pill work on an iPad . I mean how do I get control plus on an iPad ,as it goes super full ready for action randomly.
iPad does not have the control button.

 

Disclaimer: Use caution! Some of the methods mentioned above (for increasing the size of your HAMB) may not be considered "traditional". However, benefits received may be considered worth the wrath of the "traditional police".

 

After 4 hours, get a couple more hookers. Gary

 

Oh oh Butch, that whole "trans font" thing is the thin edge of the wedge!

 

I'm offended by these comments because I'm younger. I don't want to know what the future holds for my wandering wonder worm.


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Fifty-some years ago a friend of mine mailed in $10.00 to get a device that was guaranteed to increase the size of his "hamb" 50% instantly. He had seen an ad for this in the back of one of the men's magazines at the barber shop. In about a week he shows up with the package he had just gotten in the mail. He was so excited he could hardly open the box. His excitement was short lived when he saw his new magnifying glass.

 

Wasn't that the problem with Trumps hands?

 

I would start by changing your pet name for it.

 

As my female co worker describes it...a hotdog in a hallway

Or....[emoji5]

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Was it cold in your computer room? It sometimes happens to me when it's cold....

 

I can say one thing about the glitch I had LOL. Mine happened once for about an hour. You guys seem to have this down pat LOL.If I ever have a long term problem I'll know where to turn first.

 

Richard "Tricky Dick" Nixon had it down Pat.

 

You guys act like a bunch of juvenile delinquents. HRP

 

Better than a bunch of senile delinquents.

 

Not to be confused with "penile" delinquents!
Somebody stop me

 

I'm in DE-NIAL.

 

You guys crack me up. Not very often I laugh out loud at the puter but this thread did it!

 

Maybe the screen just needs to be warmed up!

 

Is it cold where you are?

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I used to think everything looked small...but not now!!!

 

Early anti tracking device or the poor man's virtual reality?

 

Where might a person find that cream. Its not for me I have no problems. I might have a friend that needs some help.

 

I have a limited supply..Comes with cream and pictures..

 

LOL I step on mine, its embarrassing.

 

I always heard that when you get too old to cut the Mustard that you can still lick the jar. Just saying.....