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strangest thing I saw in Austin.....

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Mr. Mac, Apr 3, 2006.

  1. That is a male pelvis/*** arrangemnt.
    Hmmm....red socks with no high heels? Obviously the rat-rod of transves***es.

    Just another exhibitionist a****st all you exhibitionists. I trust she/he was warmly welcomed.
     
  2. dodgerodder
    Joined: Feb 15, 2005
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    I hate to make a bad situation worse, but it gets even more disturbing if you zoom in on his man-*** and see his tattoo...............
    Though it DOES match his red & black outfit nicely
     

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  3. 3wLarry
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    ...Ryan's gonna KILL you!...hahahaha...
     
  4. MercMan1951
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    Doesn't the fact that this person has a known name and has been seen before scare you enough? I'm shocked at that fact.

    And you guys all think us "GMB's" are weird...

    I'm still waiting for a post on the dude that shows up to a Texas show in "***less Chaps"...you know HE's out there there too, if this guy is...
     
  5. Derek Mitchell
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    What you doin zoomin in on man ***? I'm from Cali, and thats even weird.
     
  6. Alright already... enuf is enuf...!!! Hahaha... I thought he was disturbing before when he wore fishnet stockings... but the thong is over the edge...!

    Heard he lives in a mansion for free because it has a slight mold problem...!!!!
     
  7. Splinter
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    The more I read this thread, the more disturbed I get. Zoomin' in on man-***? Dudes wit' n pants? I been around, ya know, I've been to Maine, I've been to Spain, I have seen goats copulating in the marketplace, but I ain't never seen no **** like this...:confused:
    Oh, except for when I run down to Venice Beach for some cheap sungl***es and Gyros. What a Freak show! :eek:
     
  8. Splinter
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    Oh, and I'm glad to see Brandy checked in on this thread. Isn't she the resident expert on Man-***?:eek:
    (Gonna get a nasty PM for that comment)
     
  9. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
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    :D :D :D :D :D

    ACTUALLY I was gunna say something about seeing ANOTHER *** in Austin.....but ya know.:rolleyes:
     
  10. Chopped50Ford
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  11. Splinter
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    Liar, Liar, pants on fire...had my britches on the whole time. That you were around, at least.
     
  12. Rocky
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    I was the guy washing his car across the street whan that happenned! I had my back turned and heared a "clack!"....turned around to see a guy picking up his bike in the middle of the street. I hear harleys accelerating away {in persuit?] and this guy in a little honda car spins through the intersection and lights out after the perp...all in about 10 seconds....Jesus, good to see the downed rider get up and pick his bike up.
     
  13. Crease
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    MF is doin his part! That **** cracked me up man. Didn't he run for Mayor?
     
  14. seymour
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    hahah... this thread is just TOO much!
     
  15. Chili Phil
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    Harumph! I will brook no more comments from Texans about the Land Of Fruits & Nuts™. Austin IS Venice Beach.
     
  16. Ya' gotta admit though, the guy's got a nice little *** on 'em...
     
  17. seymour
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    I bet you really regret not comin to the RoundUp now, huh?
     
  18. Gunny
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    well **** i didnt know the h.a.m.b. was in austin.. i used to live right off of manchacca and ben white...oh ya theres some off the wall stuff in austin...
     
  19. gasheat
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    Funny stuff.
     
  20. plan9
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    i knew it...
     
  21. ian
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    drugs are bad mmmkay!!
     
  22. So I guess all those stories I heard about the USA were true then.....
     
  23. Mutt
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    Just wondering - anybody see Ryan and Leslie at the same time? That move to Austin was awfully sudden...

    Was JimA there? It was reported that Leslie was saying "I love Austin!"

    :D

    Mutt
     
  24. Kustm52
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    Well, I kinda thought the dudes in skirts were kinda wierd to.. but the funniest thing I saw was the two homeless guys getting in a fight over a corner on the service road.. and then there was the homeless guy that had a sign that said "bet you a dollar you read this"....

    Austin definitely ain't Alabama.. and that's a good thing...!

    Brian
     
  25. Thirdyfivepickup
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    man *** seems to be a theme lately... you guys missed me at Denise's party... I left a lasting impression...
    [​IMG]

    that's my ***print on the upper right... :)
     
  26. Aman
    Joined: Dec 28, 2005
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    from Texas

    ******** Ya'll! That, uh.....guy pulled up in one of those rat rods with no floor boards in it. Just goes to show you what happens when he goes over speed bumps a few too many times:eek: :D :eek:
     
  27. kustomkolin
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    from Herts UK

    T*E*X*A*R*S*E......lol
     
  28. Nads
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    Now that's funny.

    Any old Austinites remember a guy who used to spin in circles real fast? He had two pieces of split PVC pipes on the bottom of his shoe and he would just spin forever to whatever music was playing in his head.

    He was originally from Orlando,we called him The Spinner and he moved to Austin 20 years ago, I think he's left that town too.
     
  29. 8flat
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    I'm new to the HAMB, and I'm wondering what I got myself into.....

    LOL
     
  30. scotth
    Joined: Mar 26, 2003
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    from Austin, TX

    Last time he ran for Mayor, he actually appeared on a televised debate that I caught some of while flipping channels... Man, it was painful to watch. They'd ask him a question and he'd just giggle like a school girl and wave at the camara. The crazy part is, he got second in that election, so he actually beat somebody!!

    Now that you guys mention it, I never did see Leslie and Ryan around at the same time... hrmmm...
     

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