Art & Inspiration I wonder how many people remember this...

Yep, that was some funny stuff! That pic of Richard Simmons and Boyd, and Liberace in the pedal car was, and still is insane.

Anybody save the funny shit from the Vietnamese guy? Can't remember his handle. Phuc Yu or something like that.

 

Ngo Long Dong is the name your thinking of.

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I still remember the pic of Germ passed out in the passengers seat of that yellow primer 53-4 Chevy two door having emptied out all down the side.....


Boy. How did 15 years go by so fast?

 

Oh geez that's funny chit very good laugh


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I laughed my ass off! [emoji23][emoji23] kinda puts a whole new meaning to shit storm! [emoji23][emoji23] I'll bet you still smell it and see it in your dreams! Hahaha! [emoji23][emoji23]

 

Or how 'bout Plowboy's infamous trip to the Playboy Mansion, and subsequent "reversal of fortune"?

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/threads/i-partied-like-a-rockstar-at-the-playboy-mansion.409624/

Additional not so HAMB friendly pics;
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2009/10/plowboy-playboy.html

Come to think of it, I'm surprised no one has brought up Breeders crazy ass.

 

....it was just a matter of time before this was going to float to the top of this literary sewer....

 

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/...oolest-car-club-name-you-can-think-of.229883/

 

I remember it well, one of the funniest things I've ever read.
As I recall, the title of the thread was "Fountain of Shit".

 

I think its Christopher Titus in the pic not Liberace

The PCV valve drilled into the intake by Povertyflats was one of the fumiest I remember

 

Hilarious! A guy thing; we kind of go stupid under some trance of curiosity, not thinking ahead of the obvious outcome. I'm guilty of that and don't ask me of any stories. Ha,ha...
Looking at the Boyd thing, I hope we don't bring back of bunnies with pancakes on their heads.

 

I remember it, & just the reminder of the thread caused my sides n gut muscle(s) to start hurting again, all the while trying not to wake up wife from laughing hard late at night. One of the funniest 1st hand accounts I've read - & very well written, too. So, of course, I had to re-read it at least twice, then forward it to a few folks. For probably the 2nd or 3rd time... . Thanks for the reminder. I kinda wish I had one of those t-shirts, I'd rock that happily.
Marcus...

 

"There you sit so spick and span.Where you was when the shit hit the fan"?.
Good luck,Have fun.Be safe.
Leo

 

Good times!
I have a little contribution, a line that made me laugh the first time I heard it.
"When the shit hits the fan the material will not be evenly distributed".

 

A couple of my favorite quotes

"and what's up with Trojan condom sizes?

Medium my ass. Medium for a draft horse maybe."

And "Home fucking is ruining prostitution".

 

Ahh, Christian! Funny stuff. He had the online 'zine PRIMER! and was one of the first car sites I found on the web. Autohaulics,PRIMER! HopUp and the HAMB at the tail end of the 90s

 

I have a rule in life that when I find a box with shit and machinery in it I do not plug it in to see what it will do.

 

Christian wrote the shit post...

 

Holy shit....Germ. Send me a PM.

 

{/QUOTE}Life changes
My brain wasn't right back then.
Take care guys.
xoxoxo
-germ[/QUOTE]

Great to hear. Answer to my prayers.
You really were a very creative funny writer.
xoxoxo.
PJ.

 

I think of the shit chopper thread every time an off-topic thread gets deleted these days. That thread wouldn't last 5 minutes on today's HAMB.

And then I wonder... Whut Iz Yur Dream Ride?

 

In college, I worked for the county bridge department. We used jack hammers that needed those big, tag along IR compressors to run them.

There was one guy who was a bit of a Debbie Downer that everyone called 'Ol Jet. One day on the job, a regular tells me to unhook my jack hammer and give him my hose.

Little did I realize what was about to go down. Seems like 'Ol Jet had gone into the Porto Potty and another guy jammed a big screw driver into the outside lock with 'Ol Jet inside. 'Ol Jet was pounding on the door like a mad man.

Another guy takes the hose and slides it down the vent tube poking through the roof. Someone else then turns the valve that is attached to my hose wide-open and unleashes the full fury of that 4 cly. IR compressor. After about 30 seconds, 'Ol Jet wasn't bangin' on the door any more. Someone removes the screw driver and 'Ol Jet slowly opens the door to reveal the aftermath.

Take a second to imagine what the scene looked like once the door opened. OK, got a visual? Trust me, it was much worse.

'Ol Jet was covered in blue water, TP, and about a weeks worth of hot wing & cheap beer-fueled dookie.

At first, the foreman was laughing until he realized how wrong this really was. I think 'Ol Jet sued the department and won. Job site shenanigans were never the same after the day.

 

Eh, that used to happen to people in my shop all the time in the Navy. We used to call it getting baptized. You never forget your first time.


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I must be getting old, I remeber this

 

Your pet duck has done you wonders !