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  1. Lebowski
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  2. Papas32
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    Goober's mad at Barney again!
     
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  3. wraymen
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    Noticed the Baltimore tag. Could that be 1966 when the O's won the World Series?
     
  4. OK chief, you know that right rear tire with the bald spot ? Well i tried to change it but by mistake i broke the roof lights .
     
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  5. Why is there allways one nosey guy with dark sungl***es in these kind of pics ? ( question, not a caption )
     
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  6. millersgarage
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    I see the new Oldsmobile's are in
     
  7. oldolds
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    That cop flipped when I p***ed him!
     
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  8. xpletiv
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    See, just like that, balance it just on the edge and you can spin this ****er with your pinkie!

    sent from my toilet
     
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  9. Rex_A_Lott
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    Damn that new 390 is a Hoss
     
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  10. See..."no Parking" & "no standing"...nothing about "no flipping"...
     
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  11. 41sedanetteowner
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    Alright everyone, move along, there's nothing to see here!

    Sent from my SPH-L600 using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
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  12. They broke my watch.....
     
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  13. RMONTY
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    Damnit! Jake and Elroy are STILL on the loose!
     
  14. Lebowski
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    You want out of this parking lot? OK... :D

     
  15. flatheadpete
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    They spelled police upside down. At least twice.
     
  16. When I said "Rotate the tires on Car 54", I meant off the axles, front to back, side to side, not just spin 'em around!
     
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  17. scotts52
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    The ol cruiser finally went ***s up.
     
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  18. Let's see now, do we know who they we chasing? The Blues Brothers? And they were going how fast? 55? What do you mean they can't drive 55!?


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  19. Take a look at the rear tire :)
     
  20. 283john
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    crumpled rocker too. They hit something coming around a corner at speed...
     
  21. wraymen
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    I'm sure that I am way off. Just thought it was kind of cool seeing the Baltimore plate and the current state of the wild card race to the play offs. Besides I don't think society had sank that low yet in the mid 60's to cause wanton destruction after a sports team's victory. I'm guessing that was ten or so years down the road.
     
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  22. catdad49
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    And, for my Next trick......................
     
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  23. 56sedandelivery
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    Ya see, just like a turtle, if you roll a cop car on it's roof, it can't get back up.
    Oh man, when those cops get back from their coffee break, they're gonna be p*ssed.
    How do I know if they had the emergency light on; where is the emergency light?
    Well ya see Sarge, we was taking that Lebowski fella to the jail, when a Buick cut us off, and ran up a power pole guide wire; so while we was helping the guy in the Buick, ol Lebowski flipped our car over and ran off. Last time we saw him he'd stolen a truck, ran it up on a rooftop parking lot, and broke through the roof. Then he stole another car, and got it stuck in the mud. This Lebowski guy is a one man crime wave. You believing any on this Sarge?
    They was listening to rock and roll on the radio, hit a rock, and rolled.

    I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
     
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  24. seb fontana
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    I got dibs on the rear axle!
     
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  25. ClarkH
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    Australian police visit Baltimore.
     
  26. tfeverfred
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    "THEM".
     
  27. tfeverfred
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    "Take a look. Glazed donuts with sprinkles. Rookie."
     
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  28. Atwater Mike
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    Whatever happened, it was room for a citation. Read the sign. (What time is it???)
     
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  30. beebing
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    Mount Pilot detectives investigate the scene of which could rebrand the seemingly harmless, one bullet carrying Mayberry cop to a Rebel Outlaw now known as "Lead Foot" Fife.
     
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